I know I am!
Case for the prosecution:
- 4 days of late finishes (10.00 pm/ 10.30 pm/ 7.30 pm/ 8 pm) - which is the point at which I fell out of my tree, so Fri was home before 7 - although I harumphed and was not impressed, as I had a much easier day myself on Friday.
- He looks perilously close to glazing over when updated on my 33wk bump's braxton hicks/SPD/ kicks and so on.
- He fiddles with his iPhone during OBEM ( and callously missed last weeks episode, despite being told in no uncertain terms that OBEM is fulfilling the role of antenatal classes).
- Was having a (long) poo while me and DC were waiting for him to get extra snow clothes out of the car...
- ... Which was parked somewhere daft, since he'd given his friend a lift home last night after drinks, got stuck in a snow drift, got some passer by to push him out, and finally got home past midnight to find our road impassable.
-... As a consequence of all the above looks knackered - and I just know will get Sunday night sulks
- As a consequence of my reaction to all of the above, has accused me of having a bad attitude
- Only has time for sex on weekends.
- Brings laptop to bed, where it glows and glows while I'm trying to get to sleep or have a conversation with him.
Case for the defence:
- Got me flowers on Friday, and came home early, because I sulked.
- Has fetched me my first coffee every day this week (and a bowl of muesli too this morning)
- Took DC out yesterday morning. Came back with Orange juice and bagels.
- Didn't grumble about driving around picking up new baby eBay treasures, and braved TESCO to buy little ickle baby clothes with £5 off and a party present. Was much more tolerant than me to the DCs helpful contribution to the above (I repeatedly threeatened to cancel Christmas and Sundays and such like).
- Helped DS2 do 'cooking' while I supervised the actually competent DD and DS.
- Took them all out in the snow.
- Has got them all rounded up on the sofa watching a DVD downstairs, while I MN.
What's the verdict, ladies of the jury?
