AIBU to want DP to stop lurking on mn?

(37 Posts)
BroomForMyChin Sun 01-Jan-12 22:10:54

Whenever I attempt to nag for no reason because I'm bored complain about important matters he says 'leave the bastard' then titters to himself, clearly very impressed with himself.

I think he's on the verge of offering me a rl biscuit.

hmm

JustHecate Sun 01-Jan-12 22:11:54

You chose your partner well.

Clearly he is a man of excellent taste.

cornsilxkskiy Sun 01-Jan-12 22:12:48

ask him if he rinses his mince

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits Sun 01-Jan-12 22:14:36

My DH doesnt just lurk, he is a poster

<preens about man with excellent taste>
<checks I havent written anything nasty about him wink>

AntlersInAllOfMyDecorating Sun 01-Jan-12 22:14:46

ok, call him on it

get a pouffe,

have some pom bears in a bowl, permenantly.

send him shopping for some nice ham.

send him texts where you roleplay as a penguin

passsively aggressivly accuse him of being a moldie when he ignores you

and just say HTH at regular enough intervals.

HTH smile

dearprudence Sun 01-Jan-12 22:16:55

Whilst I would love to have someone in RL that I could discuss MN with, I'm really glad that DH keeps a respectful distance.

ZillionChocolate Sun 01-Jan-12 22:17:15

Can someone link to a roleplaying penguin thread please? I'm not sure I'd know how!

BroomForMyChin Sun 01-Jan-12 22:23:53

I'm going to try a few of those antlers. Mostly because it amuse me to confuse or annoy DP.

Also want to hear more about role playing penguins.

journoem Sun 01-Jan-12 22:29:58

I keep saying 'I'm not being unreasonable, but...' and similar sentences and my DP just laughs every time I do blush
He likes to hear about the AIBUs I find funny/sad/weird though so I dont feel bad for sitting there on my phone reading threads grin

YANBU to want your own private space to chat on though, but he probably finds it just as funny as my DP does grin

SugarPasteChristmasCake Sun 01-Jan-12 23:18:50

Mince rinsing?

When was this discussed? Should I rinse my mince? <panics>

TopazMortmain Sun 01-Jan-12 23:21:07

<seconds sugarpaste>

WTF is mince rinsing? It sounds like... A euphemism <boggles>

Oh, your DH, Broom. smile

How's his little, ahem, bedroom problem now? Sorted itself out has it?

wink

GoingForGoalWeight Sun 01-Jan-12 23:32:31

Tomorrow's dinner should consist of a fruit shoot and Greggs sausage rolls. That'd teach him.

cheekyendto2011monkey Sun 01-Jan-12 23:34:12

Leave the bastard!

SugarPasteChristmasCake Sun 01-Jan-12 23:40:59

Mince rinsing sounds like a niche activity I should be exploring with DH on special occasions like wedding anniversaries...

SpaghettiTwirlerPrancerVixen Sun 01-Jan-12 23:51:10

Oh god. That mince rinsing thread grin

The OPs DH rinses all the fat off cooked mince. . . .

SpaghettiTwirlerPrancerVixen Sun 01-Jan-12 23:51:40

Oh yanbu btw!

BroomForMyChin Mon 02-Jan-12 01:01:43

I'm so confused!

Chaos what bedroom problem? Did he have a problem and not tell me?

And I don't think he rinses his mince wink if he does he's pretty secretive about it as I've never caught him.

randommoment Mon 02-Jan-12 01:12:15

ROFL about the concept of my DP coming anywhere MN. He'd freak completely poor lamb. He knows I do it, but seems to regard it as a legitimate excuse to spend far too much time watching rugby on Sky+. Which makes us quits I suppose. Meanwhile children set light to house...

Jux Mon 02-Jan-12 01:31:22

I'm really glad dh doesn't even look at mm. It means I can make up any old shit and add "I asked on MN" and he immediately capitulates! [fnar]

Jux Mon 02-Jan-12 01:32:56

Just a thought though, if we had fanjo badges (something I would love) would your dh wear one?

SugarPasteChristmasCake Mon 02-Jan-12 12:54:32

I drain the fat off mince, but I don't rinse it. Moot point anyway as we don't eat red meat at home anymore.

DH doesn't go on MN AFAIK but he knows I do as I frequently canvass his opinion on AIBU and Relationships threads grin

AFuckingKnackeredWoman Mon 02-Jan-12 12:56:32

Dh loves mumsnet. Everytime im mean to him he yells 'YABU you cunt' and if i ask him to do something he sighs and says ' the sense of entitlement...'

Git

BogChicken Mon 02-Jan-12 15:32:47

I would wash your hand towels if I were you.

There was a thread not so long ago about a DH who washed his willy and then dried it on the hand towel. Apparently this was a regular thing and had been going on some time.

WhereMyMilk Mon 02-Jan-12 15:41:03

Was that the same one who had a spermy sex towel confused

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