I am being unreasonable to start this thread.

[AgentZigzag]

Aren't I?

[TalcAndTurnips]

And bored?

Telly's shite.

[DingDongFruitShootsMakeYouHigh]

What makes you think that?

[Trills]

Yes, YABU to start this in AIBU

Probably

Or something

[ClutchingAtMyPearls]

YANBU because at least it's not another MIL or 'close relative poisoning my baby' thread.

OP I salute you!

[theincredibequeenofwands]

Merry Christmas?

[AgentZigzag]

I know trills

I've just wasted a thread that could be put to better use.

[CarolCervix]

not at all.

and [cava] and

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Baby Jesus cries if you waste a thread.
Shit telly. And I can't do Christmas stuff until DD sleeps.

[CarolCervix]

BabyJesus likes lots of theads where people are nice and lovely to everyone.

[Trills]

Baby Jesus cries at a lot of things - Mary must be reaching for the Medised.

[TuftyFinch]

You know there are people who have no threads at all? I hope you feel ashamed of yourself wasting one like this. Tut. Shame of you. That poor baby Jesus.

[AgentZigzag]

The baby Jesus never cried Sue.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

That's true actually AZ-Z. It's in a carol so must be true.

[AgentZigzag]

I would happily donate the thread to someone who didn't have one if it could be guaranteed they didn't use it for the unlawful claiming of benefits, or to discuss whether a 'recommend' button is better than a 'like' one.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Tonight, thank god it's their threads, instead of yours.

[AgentZigzag]

Prolly lowing cattle you heard sue?

[gemma4d]

DingDong... Tut Tut! I am sitting next to a psychologist who isn't impressed!

[TalcAndTurnips]

There is a limited amount of AIBU thread space left before MN starts to expand and then fade, as its core burns off all its hydrogen and helium.

Eventually it will shrink down to a super-dense nugget of matter, not much larger than a dog turd (labrador/dobermann)

By starting an unnecessary thread, you are actively hastening this process - so; Think Before You Post

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

A white dog turd?

[TalcAndTurnips]

No, very black - black as Eric Olthwaite's mum's black pudding

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Yes, that is black. Blacker than the heart of an evil labrador, in the dark. During an eclipse. In a tunnel.

[TuftyFinch]

I don't like tunnels. Where does all the mud go? You can't make mud disappear.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Tufty - It went into the men's trouser turn-ups and was then dispersed all over the parade ground.

(I have seen the Great Escape, you know)

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

I'm not sure you can make anything disappear as such

Tunnels are dangerous. Tears Before Bedtime, Have Someone's Eye Out dangerous.

[Trills]

I have seen the Great Escape too.

And the Sound of Music.

And other films with Nazis in.