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Wiping cock on hand towel...

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Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:02:36

Title says it all really. DS is fascinated by watching DH pee so he follows him off to the bathroom and the door was left open. I walked by to see DH drying his penis on the hand towel. Apparently it's what he always does, news to me though.

This is rank, right? Or is it a universal thing?

BellaneyMimphus Wed 14-Sep-11 10:11:13

ihatecbeebies is right
Here's one

CocktailQueen Wed 14-Sep-11 10:11:33

grin

boak!! Nope, a wipe with loo roll works for my dh...... bleurgh.

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs Wed 14-Sep-11 10:11:58

I would be furious with my DH if he did that. I am another lucky ducky, he does sit down to pee (although I think he treats himself to a stand up pee if he's out).
OP, if your DH is concerned about having a moist helmet, he could always dab it with toilet roll.

Cheaptrick Wed 14-Sep-11 10:12:03

That is gross

diddl Wed 14-Sep-11 10:13:05

Why do you even ask?

Of course it´s rank & no it´s not universal-you´re married to someone disgusting!

PeneloPeePitstop Wed 14-Sep-11 10:13:24

oh em gee.
At least DS1 uses toilet paper.

SquishyCinnamonSwirls Wed 14-Sep-11 10:15:44

That's disgusting!
Get a flannel with a hook and sew something on it for him "Cock" might do the trick grin

Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:15:57

Wow that was fast.

He rinses first, would never wipe cock on curtain after sex, would wash and then I'm presuming drys it on the hand towel...

AtYourCervix Wed 14-Sep-11 10:17:34

realy? after a wee he washes his cock? what does he do in a public loo?

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac Wed 14-Sep-11 10:18:01

Well if he rinses first that makes it ok then hmm

Icelollycraving Wed 14-Sep-11 10:18:04

Oh sweet Jesus! Grim,I really hope this isn't universal!
Wanders off to boil wash towels....

Shutupanddrive Wed 14-Sep-11 10:18:06

Rinses where? In the sink that you use to wash and brush your teeth? shock

Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:18:54

He's just so clean normally I'm still shock

Oh and DS is nearly 13 months so I have a while before he starts copying his Dad....

discobeaver Wed 14-Sep-11 10:19:02

Wouldn't a rinsed cock then drip all over trousers?
I think houses should have separate urinals, would solve all dripping, towel wiping and seat up or down problems.

BelleEnd Wed 14-Sep-11 10:19:14

I challenge you to start a thread on Netmums with this title grin

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac Wed 14-Sep-11 10:19:40

If there if no hand towel in the toilet does he wonder into the kitchen and use the dish towel?

BellaneyMimphus Wed 14-Sep-11 10:19:50

I'm impressed that he rinses his penis after peeing, but a little intimidated by too.

AtYourCervix Wed 14-Sep-11 10:19:56

and this is why in the Cervix household we have 2 bathrooms. One for females and one for the male. Gender devision working at it's very best.

Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:20:01

I assume he'd shake and leave in a public loo...

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac Wed 14-Sep-11 10:20:41

Sorry, wander

Youremindmeofthebabe Wed 14-Sep-11 10:21:11

He washes it after every wee? I am astounded. There's only shaking goes on in my house, as is testament by the fact I have to clean the toilet daily to remove DS's 4 year-old splatters.

Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 10:21:23

It was the downstairs loo so not the sink we brush our teeth at and the sink is too high upstairs hopefully and we have our own towels in the main bathroom

Pendeen Wed 14-Sep-11 10:22:44

OP that is utterly gross

If that were my DP I would put some chilli powder on the towel!

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac Wed 14-Sep-11 10:23:28

Tell him the clue if in the name 'HAND towel', otherwise it would be universally named 'cock towel'. Can he be allocated his own special cock towel? <shudders>

Shutupanddrive Wed 14-Sep-11 10:24:08

I bet he sometimes uses the upstairs loo though? And rinses it in the sink <boak> I would kill DP if he did this

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