Trudi Styler to want to slap her across the face with a wet fish

(94 Posts)
roundtoit Wed 13-Jul-11 15:15:48

Article in the daily mail today, my god what a pratt she is , i dont know how to put a link to it but if you get the chance read it and weep.

razzlebathbone Wed 13-Jul-11 15:20:19

YANBU

thestringcheeseincident Wed 13-Jul-11 15:21:43

I'd like her and Gwyneth to be marooned together on a desert island. Such bullshit she goes on with.

roundtoit Wed 13-Jul-11 15:21:44

thank you razz. now where did i put that fish?

YANBU. That woman is awful.

DontGoCurly Wed 13-Jul-11 15:31:08

Fucking hell.

Never has such averageness been so celebrated.

roundtoit Wed 13-Jul-11 15:31:37

she knows we are all busy people but says we HAVE to make time for ourselves and do 1 and half hours of yoga a day. So am off the do as i am told. will just do ironing and wash kitchen floor, gets kids from school, make tea, go to cubs, blah blahblah then do my hour and half yoga. think i can fit in in between midnight and 2 am . god am so glad trudi has got me organised.

LesserOfTwoWeevils Wed 13-Jul-11 15:34:41

Once it's a humanely culled, organically farmed fish flown in by helicopter from a yogic farmers' co-operative in a less-developed country...

BootyMum Wed 13-Jul-11 15:42:25

She does look a little odd, like a mix between a Barbie doll and a pixie. Not quite real somehow.

NestaFiesta Wed 13-Jul-11 17:15:21

YANBU. She is a sanctimonious, superior, smug old cow who is completely divorced from reality and has forgotten her roots.

L8rAllig8r Wed 13-Jul-11 17:24:34

YANBU. Her and her smug bastard husband are twats of the highest order.

anothermum92 Wed 13-Jul-11 17:24:57

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ScaredOfCows Wed 13-Jul-11 17:28:38

Not read the article, but she probably does her hour and a half of yoga at bedtime, so that she can avoid having to shag the twat who she is married to. Face it, a choice between an hour and a half of yoga or a shag with Sting would have me reaching for that yoga mat too.

LeQueen Wed 13-Jul-11 17:30:33

Yes, when I get my full-time housekeeper, chef, gardener, PA, nanny, and driver...I will have lots of time for 1.5 hours of yoga a day hmm

pinkytheshrinky Wed 13-Jul-11 17:37:30

She really does make herself sound like such a cock! The perils of forgetting where you came from and flying your chef over to do pasta for your youngest child (because no doubt pasta is an extremely complex dish!)

Imagine how dreadful their children are going to be then ? If these are the adults that bring them up?

Trudi Styler's lack of self awareness is quite quite astounding

Tuscany Wed 13-Jul-11 17:40:41

If you want to speak to her about it in person she is giving a public yoga class (though not on her own - for some reason she needs back-up of personal trainer) www.tuscansunfestival.com : In Tuscany. Of course dahlings.
www.thetuscanmagazine.com

LeQueen Wed 13-Jul-11 17:43:04

Oft on a Summer's evening Trudi listens dreamily as Sting plays a lute...I remember reading that in an interview, and I snorted Diet Coke down my nose in mirth grin

LeQueen Wed 13-Jul-11 17:43:49

Shame...I was in Tuscany last year, I could have gone to the class and laughed in her face...

EricNorthmansMistressOfPotions Wed 13-Jul-11 18:03:25

Can someone link it? YANBU by the way, she's a prize twat.

Slainte Wed 13-Jul-11 18:23:22

YANBU she doesn't have time to cook (eventhough she's bringing out a range of ready meals) but we should all find time do yoga for an hour and a half! angry

anothermum92 Wed 13-Jul-11 18:25:11

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LeQueen Wed 13-Jul-11 18:25:20

Someone please tell me she's not actually, really, bringing out her own range of ready-meals, please...

Finallyspring Wed 13-Jul-11 18:29:47

Gwyneth and Trudi: It's the fact that they give ADVICE about this stuff as if nobody had thought of doing it before.

Yes we HAVE actually but we don't have the TIME or the MONEY

I so wish they were reading this

Becaroooo Wed 13-Jul-11 18:30:33

God, her kid must be mortified every time she opens her shrill, stupid mouth shock

TidyDancer Wed 13-Jul-11 18:31:34

Oh yes, this woman is a moron.

Trudi Styler should be put in a capsule and blasted off to space so we don't have to see or hear from her ever again.

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