To demand he has a shower

[startail]

He stinks of sweat and two stroke engines and now he wants to go to bed...

[PamBeesly]

he should have one anyway, tell him a warm shower will make him sleep like a log, yuck for you if he doesn't

[FabbyChic]

I'd not sleep in the same bed as someone who stank of sweat. Now the oil isn't too bad quite sexy, but sweaty balls? No thanks.

[slartybartfast]

is male smell meant to be a bit of an aphrodisiac?

[ChaoticAngelofGryffindor]

More like a turn off.

YANBU

[Vicky2011]

you know YANBU

[startail]

Two stroke oil and petrol off the hedge cutter is not sexy, it stinks!

[mumblechum1]

[FabbyChic]

Petrol mmmmmmmmmmmm

[moondog]

I used to have a real thing for tree surgeons........ until one massacred my tree.
Fuckwit.

[mumblechum1]

It's the way they hang on nonchalently with one hand while smoking a fag, their chainsaw switched on and dangling by their side.

[moondog]

Nowt like an unreconstructed bloke eh? Same with road workmen, My heart positively soars at seeing one of them reading the Sun, smoking a fag and eating a Pot noodle simultaneously. At 10:15 am.

[startail]

Unfortunately, he's an unreconstructed geek who reads electronics magazines

[tinkertitonk]

Have the shower with him, help him get nice and clean.

[smallmotherbigheart]

My ex used to stink of shit some times.... I can say that now I dont like him. But at the time I just used to get him to run a bath in to which I would pour all my wonder smelling concoctions. Indeed it was my plan to remove the stench.... dickhead thought it was a sexual gesture.... win- win situation really..... except he didnt get none afterwards....!!

[lovesicecream]

My dp works in construction, sometimes on roads moondog, though he doesn't eat pot noodles! He comes back pretty dirty which is quite sexy ( must have a thing about dirt, boots, hard hat and yellow vests) but he never smells of bo! ( just of concrete and stuff)

Smallmotherbigheart I hope you mean he smelt gross not of real shit!!!!?????

[startail]

Actually shower having been had, I'm going to bed with him

[startail]

Now I just need to find a way to clean husk mind.

[SchrodingersMew]

Startail Must be a geek thing! My games designer partner has just been forced to shower!