So, I'm guessing the questions went something like this;
- You are in someone else's house, you need a wee, do you say:
a) Where is the toilet?
b) Where's ya bog?
c) & your loo is?
- You are at a Polo match - it's half time, do you
a) Go to the bar - neck some more booze, it's clearly on someone elses tab
b) Tread the divs obv
c) Polo? That's a sweet innit
3.It's half term, you are:
a) Desperate, bored, spending too much on clearly inadequate ways to amuse the dcs
b) Which half term? Michelmas, we're up country shooting, Lent, Skiing, Summer half - usually piss around at the place in Italy/France.
c) Half term, that's when your ma's 18th kid pops out too early isn't it?
- Tea is:
a) Earl Grey, with a spot of milk.
b) Fishfingers, beans & chips
c) The meal between lunch & supper, usually involves anchovies & cake.
- An English man's home is?
a) A nice semi, somewhere within the M25
b) Home, home? All the the decent houses have been given to the effing immigrants
c) Which one?
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