What would you if you were a man for a day?

[RobF]

What would you do?

[PiazzaDellaRotonda]

Twat you one for starters

[ForeverNamechanging]

Masturbate all day

[whackamole]

I think I would probably play with my willy all day.

[TheOriginalFAB]

I would shag me to see if I am as good as DH says I am.

Why is this in AIBU?

[FurKnickersAndNoCoat]

"shag me to see if I am as good as DH says I am" - that's good!!

[RobF]

"Why is this in AIBU?"
Couldn't think where else to put it.

I could have reworded it as an AIBU question but I couldn't be bothered.

[headfairy]

I would go around apologising to every woman I met for the past 1000 years of discriminiation and general crap I'd dealt them :o

[ellifino]

I would engage in manly banter and be rude to all my friends as a way of showing affection.

"Sarah you nobber! Your round you tight cow. Hur hur watch the moths fly out as she opens her purse. Hur hur" doesn't work as well.

[DuelingFanjo]

I'd probably do something really worthwhile like troll a parenting forum for 'kicks'.

[IDontThinkSoDoYOU]

Um, sit on my arse when I'm not working and watch my wife get the kids ready, watch her drive them to school after she's made their lunch, do fuck all all day, not bother to greet her when she comes home, watch her make the dinner and then watch her drive all evening to all the after school stuff then not bother to make evening conversation before she falls asleep exhausted and then stay up on the pc for most of the night!

Maaaan, that's what I'd do!

[RobF]

It's a valid question. I think it'd be a good thin, might help men and women understand each other a bit more if they could spend a day in each other's shoes.

[CareyFakes]

Get a blow job, see what all the fuss is about

[DontGoCurly]

I'd place bets on sport, wile away the afternoon in the pub, spank my monkey to porn, order a take away and fall asleep drooling on myself !

[AKissIsNotAContract]

find my G spot.

[TheOriginalFAB]

Try Chat.

[RobF]

"I'd place bets on sport, wile away the afternoon in the pub, spank my monkey to porn, order a take away and fall asleep drooling on myself !"
You don't have to be a man to do any of that though. Apart from spanking your monkey, but you can do the female equivalent.

[DontGoCurly]

GAH ! I forgot I'd have sex with a female of course! DOH!

[RobF]

You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it.

[iEmbarassedMyself]

Probably just stare at the mirror in disbelief
Have sex to see how it feels as a man, but would I be attracted to women or still men?

[ninah]

have a steaming great slash up a tree

[jasminejo24]

PEE STANDING UP!!!!!!

[TheOriginalFAB]

"You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it."

Why RobF?

[ninah]

you can pee standing up now jj, my granny used to insist on it in public toilets

[RobF]

""You might find it harder than you think to have sex with a female with only 1 day to do it.

Why RobF?"
Because women have standards?

[TheOriginalFAB]

Ooooo, very good!