To think you'd have to be a right jeffing twat to buy

[bupcakesandcunting]

One of these

or

one of these

You'd have to be a right Doris, wouldn't you?

[harassedinherpants]

Ohhh nasty!! And tacky.

YADNBU

[squeakytoy]

how many did you buy?

[LoveLeonardCohen]

There's a shop near me that sells stuff like this, like the most random, awful, tacky figurines that are really really expensive. People do buy this stuff though

[slightlymad72]

I think I've just found my step dads Christmas Present Thanks

[bupcakesandcunting]

Not I, squeaky. Not I. I would chuck myself in the river with my pockets weighted down with said ornaments if I ever reached such a low.

[Gastonladybird]

- and like the Use of the word jeffing

[bupcakesandcunting]

Oh cripes I just saw the tagline for the Sherlock ones

"Is this an easy case, Meerkat Holmes? Simples, my dear Meerkat Watson, simples!"

[ForeverNamechanging]

Oh come on! The James Bond Meerkat is pure class

[bupcakesandcunting]

A meerkat dressed as a policeman not your bag? How about this?

[MrsGravy]

Ah, thanks bupcakes. That's DH's birthday present sorted. Simples.

[psisedriteoff]

Yadnbu they are nasty

[squeakytoy]

I want some of the nodding meerkats for the garden, but my dog would savage them.

[signet]

That's just the sort of thing my mother would buy. Seriously!

[TeddyMcardle]

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

A meerkat could never hold a pistol. They don't have thumbs

The garden ornament that. Really annoys me is the dogs arse one. Usually with a perfectly sculpted bum hole. Class.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Ooh, random punctuation. Nice.

[DorisDoesntDance]

Hello! Coo-ee! Just popped by to let you know that I do indeed have the lovely ornaments and they are such a charm in my garden.

Simply divine.

[IreneHeron]

Producing that shit is a waste of the world's natural resources, grim!

[Quenelle]

Oh but they're hilarious. Cos, you know, meerkats are hilarious. They say 'simples' and stuff like that.

[memphis83]

Oh dear oh dear shocking!!! My mums friend bought her daughter about £200 of meercat tat for xmas I really felt for the poor woman, I bet this will be her housewarming gift in a few weeks!!!

[PaperView]

Compare the meerkat has a lot to answer for

[shouldnotbehere]

My DH's gran has bought us a tacky squirrel ornament as a present, it is in the vegetable garden, rather than flower beds.

[FoxyRevenger]

What the fuck is it with grown adults and bloody meerkats?

Last summer we went to Scarborough for an afternoon and it was like a bloody meerkat colony had invaded.

Just whywhywhywhywhy?????

[Thingumy]

Whats the obsession with meerkat tat?

I think people who buy that shit also wear sov rings and have lace curtains.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

My best wedding present can out tack all of this. It was two plastic clear figures waltzing, stood upon a black box which shone multicoloured lights up through it. It was a foot high and played 'The Blue Danube'.