to start a thread with no particular topic

[MercurySoccer]

so you can all be as irrelevant as you like?

Tangents welcome here (or in that case would it be tangential to stick to the topic suggested?)

[c0rn51lk]

I just had a blackcurrant fool and it was nasty.

[DingDongMerrilyOutOfSeason]

I believe this topic is about tennis balls. And YABU.

[seeksnewnamewithgsoh]

Is this about me sending a invitation to DD's Christening to complete strangers instead of my aunt and uncle?

[worraliberty]

My dog's playing with his little lipstick

[Moodykat]

My tummy hurts and DH has gone mad cleaning the kitchen. Lemon souffle anyone?

[Ealingkate]

I'm on rum and coke

[Pocketsocks]

All these socks are driving me barmy.

[OneBadAsp]

leave the bastard!

[RockStockandTwoOpenBottles]

DD3 still doesn't like sand and we live next to the bloody beach.

[MrsRhettButler]

eeeeew lemon souffle no thanks

i just had choc fudge brownie ben n jerrys and it was yummy

and YABVVVVVU the topic is clearly all about meeeeee

[MrsRhettButler]

i hate sand

and snow

[BuzyWasp]

This is my first post in AGES cos I been lurking...good place to start methinks.

[lynehamrose]

chuck us a bag of crisps

[Ealingkate]

Hands up if you're under the influence of

[Pocketsocks]

I'm none too partial to seaweed.

[blindmelon]

I just saw a spider running across the bedroom floor. I ran to the bathroom to get a glass to catch it and when I came back it had disappeared . Am now refusing to go to sleep til I find it

[ZillahWhoDrankTooMuchGin]

I drew a French looking beatnik with a striped dog in her hand....

[RockStockandTwoOpenBottles]

I have just killed about 30,000 mosquitos and am VERY pissed off at their very existence.

[Happymm]

Hand very firmly up!:o

[TalcAndTurnips]

North Korea has its own Intranet called the Kwangmyong which contains heavily censored content from foreign websites. Citizens do not have access to the global Internet.

Oh, and I just totally farted.

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Stay with the bastard if only to spite his bit on the side and fight for his lurve (but obviously not if it gets you arrested).

Rhubarb sorbet anyone?

Both hands up (hic)

[MotherMucca]

I'm just off for a wee. Its yellow, AIBU?

[CheerfulYank]

Your mum's a blackcurrant fool...

[aurynne]

YABW