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To love my She-wee

137 replies

spiderslegs · 24/04/2011 01:54

Just got one for my birthday & can't stop pissing all over the garden - bloke style.....

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BitOfFunnyBunny · 24/04/2011 01:57

It sounds fab- are you really I.P.Freely though?

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spiderslegs · 24/04/2011 01:58

Yes - felt strange at first, but now, I just fertilise those pear trees....

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BitOfFunnyBunny · 24/04/2011 02:02

Aren't you supposed to pee into a receptacle? Does it not feel a bit medical?

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stream · 24/04/2011 02:02

How about the compost bin - I imagine the height of it might be a problem? [buhmm] [buwink]

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Bluebell123 · 24/04/2011 09:33

That's interesting - the guy at the garden centre told me that only male urine works on compost heaps ....

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nolita · 24/04/2011 09:47

i got one to take on holiday with me and was very disappointed that the toilets there were better than the ones at home. I still haven't had a chance to use it. i feel the neighbours would object to me using it in the communal car park.

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TragicallyHip · 24/04/2011 09:48

I tried that at Glasto but unfortunately got stage freight! Hmm

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deemented · 24/04/2011 09:49

You are my MIL and i claim my £5.

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TrinityRhino · 24/04/2011 09:51

are you really peeing in your garden?

I would love to try one

you could stand to wee in your bathroom

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BendyBob · 24/04/2011 09:52

You got a She-wee for your birthday??Confused

Happy peeing birthday thenGrin

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JaxTellersOldLady · 24/04/2011 09:54

lol @ stage freight haha


I was thinking about getting one of these to keep in the car for emergencies...

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SkinittingFluffyBunnyBonnets · 24/04/2011 09:54

A she Pee! Aren't they meant for football matches etc? When you cant gt to a loo? My DH pee's in the garden too...I hate it!

I do have a friend (female) who can pee standing up....who knows why! She just stands there......kind of holding her pubic region!

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TragicallyHip · 24/04/2011 09:56

I was travelling at the time [bublush] [bugrin]

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ZacharyQuack · 24/04/2011 12:09

Just wait till it snows in winter and you can write your name on the lawn [bugrin]

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NorbertDentressangle · 24/04/2011 12:15

It would be really odd though if anyone happened to wander past and saw you, a woman, standing up weeing.

They'd stand and stare in a confused manner more than if they caught you squatting and weeing surely.

They'd think it was a "chick with a dick" Grin

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MollieO · 24/04/2011 12:16

Do you just use it when you need to go or do you wear it all the time? Confused

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Honeybee79 · 24/04/2011 12:43

YANBU.

I have one in the car for emergencies and have also used it at festivals back in the heady days of my yoof.

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cunexttuesonline · 24/04/2011 12:47

I want one. i'd be worried that it sort of dribbled out of the shewee thing a bit and then wet my trousers, is this possible?

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goodegg · 24/04/2011 12:52

Omg I need one. I'm pg and need to pee constantly, it would be so useful.

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GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 24/04/2011 13:19

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SkinittingFluffyBunnyBonnets · 24/04/2011 15:12

She Wee's will be the new Mooncup!

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deemented · 24/04/2011 15:33

I bought one if these for the MIL for Christmas as she'd mentioned she'dlike one.

I thought i was being sarcastic.

She bloody loves the thing. Raves to anyone who'll listen about it.

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Marlinspike · 24/04/2011 15:42

OK, I need more info.

Does a she-wee turn your lady bits into boy bits( ie projectile weeing; able to aim with reasonable accuracy) or does it store the wee until you are able to dispose of it? Do you just pop it in your knicks and away you go, or does it require more declothing to ensure a secure attachment?

I am a scout leader and the frequency of night time waking to wee (esp in the colder months!) is a real problem, and I have thought fleetingly about a she-wee, but been put off with the thought of spraying it around my tent if it all went horribly wrong!

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deemented · 24/04/2011 15:51
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Marlinspike · 24/04/2011 15:55

Thanks deemented! If it's good enough for Fearne Cotton, it's good enough for me!

Guess I will still have to get out of my lovely warm sleeping bag and tent when I'm camping though!

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