Thread on behalf of my OH Fred.

[TheTwoFreds]

I'm new to MN. I'm Frederica and my OH is Fred.
He's now very upset. We sit and browse Mumsnet, but as he doesn't have the best eyesight, we have a program that reads blocks of text in a cockney accent.
He has now developed an inferiority complex.
As the cockney voice reads the discussion titles:

1. He thinks you're all talking about him. Fred this, Fred that, Fred eats meat, Fred is a vegetarian
   
   2)He's convinced I'm having an affair, when Fred keeps jumping on other freds.
   
   3)He is terrified you'll discover his naturist hobby (Fredbare)
   
   For Fred's sake, please stop.

[LadyPumpington]

Lol!!

[ChaoticAngelofAnarchy]

[MardyBra]

It's ladyofthehouse, isn't it?

[babylann]

I don't get it :( :( :(

[MardyBra]

fred = thread

[AgentZigzag]

Not sure why the other posters are laughing

That sounds an awful situation for you OP, does he take it out on you when he's feeling stressed?

Have you thought about leaving?

[Ladyofthehousespeaking]

Not me!

[Emmanana]

Agent ZZ, you're right! I'm going to leave him this very minute.

Ready,
Freddy,
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Emmanana]

Oh shitfuckbollocks.
Mental note to self.: If you're going to namechange, bloody well concentrate.
Damn vodka.

[MardyBra]

[AgentZigzag]

Unmanageable drunken posting involving vodka.

Love watching it

[Emmanana]

MN beats TV this evening!
Sod all the faffing about doing a name change thing!