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AIBU?

to be slightly disturbed at how obsessed Closer mag is with weight?

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bumcrumbs · 23/01/2011 22:13

This is going to be lengthy so I apologise, but I think its worth discussing! I'm certainly not naive about celeb magazines at all, used to buy them frequently but hardly do any more. Before I start, I know, shock horror celeb magazine goes on about weight. It's just the quantity of the articles going on and on about weight loss! Most of these articles are 1 page long, some like the stupid Chanelle Hayes one are two pages.

So today I read this week's Closer magazine.

I was really surprised to see how many articles mentioned celebrity diets/weights. Even articles that don't start off about diets/weights mention their weight or how they want to diet because they think they're fat (when they weight nothing anyway!).

Articles

Victoria Beckham's pregancy - points out that she normally only eats fish and salads, that she's put 7lb on already(!)

Natalie Cassidy drops a dress size in 8 weeks - has gone from a size 14 to a 12 post baby, discusses how in 2007 she went from a curvy size 16 (12st) to a size 8 and a slim 8st 1lb.

Rachel Stevens with her baby - an article about her weight loss disguised as an article about her baby/post pregnancy. Is determined to be a size 8, how much weight she's lost, how fit she is now after having the baby. Then discusses her weight loss back from 2008, how she lost 3in off her waist and dropped from a size 10 to 8 and wants to get back to that size.

Size 8 Cat: Horse riding & champers keep me trim - basically an article she has probably written herself about how amazingly slim and fit she is, how her diet is all about portion control and healthy snacks, how she does shedloads of exercises, complete with "sources" adding what she eats and drinks.

Mel C Shows Off Her Sporty Body: How she lost weight after having her baby by exercise and dieting.

Full page celeb adverts for milk saying it's low fat. And one small none diet sensible sentence saying "Milk's a natural source of vitamins and minerals" Hmm

Jeff Brazier - saying has lost lots of weight doing DOI, gym sessions and yoga.

A-list mums to be: 3 out of 6 articles mention the celeb's plans for post pregnancy weight loss.

Shape Up! - Nadia Sawalha talking about losing 3.5st and keeping her size 10 figure, a load of other bollocks about skinny dinner, low cal foods and an advert for Closer diets. Next page another massive advert for Closer diets with celeb endorsements.

Chanelle Hayes: "If I get fat again, I 'll go under the knife!" - goes on about how fat she thought she was before having lipo (she was a sie 8/10 ffs), has lipo on thighs and arms "in bid to regain size 6 figure", "a whopping 3.5 litres of fat was drained from Chanelle's body in total, the equivalent of 8 inches". The moron then says "I don't know, maybe I'll get fat again and have to have more surgery. I don't know."

More adverts about low fat chips

AIBU to find their weight obsession disturbing? Are people really that interested in what a celeb weighs? Shock

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mutznutz · 23/01/2011 22:17

I think you're being unreasonable to read magazines that make you angry.

None of these mags have ever interested me...but from a business point of view, it's obviously a great earner because the women buying the mags obviously want to read that load of bollocks.

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sheepgomeep · 23/01/2011 22:17

Thats why I don't read closer or any other shite like it.

yanbu

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PeeringIntoTheWintryVoid · 23/01/2011 22:22

YABU for reading shit sleb magazines in the first place.

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bumcrumbs · 23/01/2011 22:22

mutz - Definitely. Thankfully didn't buy it, picked it up while waiting in the laundrette (broken washing machine :() for the weird true life stories on the cover, got a shedload of articles about "fat celebs" who are not fat in the slightest anyway. Hmm

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TheCrackFox · 23/01/2011 22:24

YANBU

But they are full of shit anyway. Save your money.

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Mittler · 23/01/2011 22:24

Okay, good excuse. And YAB utterly Reasonable. I think such mags are worse than the soft porn likes of Nuts, personally.

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bumcrumbs · 23/01/2011 22:25

(I did pinch it though to complain about it on the internet! Shock)

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mutznutz · 23/01/2011 22:26

But people are willing to buy that sort of crap..it makes them happy to read it so everyone's a winner really.

Personally I cant stand those magazines where you collect parts every week and stick random stuff together...but I wouldn't get angry about one if I spotted it in the laundrette Grin

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compo · 23/01/2011 22:26

It's January , apparently the nation is obsessed with losing the Xmas weight they gained

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coldtits · 23/01/2011 22:28

buy New Scientist instead. I LOVE it.

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Rafaella · 23/01/2011 22:32

Presumably focus groups etc have told them this is what they want to read about - it has a high circulation. This stuff is toxic. I bought Closer once (can't thing of an excuse why, just wanted a bit of trash) and had to hide it like it was a porn mag from my teenage DDs for just this reason.

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MsKLo · 23/01/2011 22:33

If it didn't sell they would not do the articles but unfortunately skinniness is an obsession in this country whereas the real issue - being a healthy weight and eating healthily - is lost

They print what the public want

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geordieminx · 23/01/2011 22:39

It's vile.

There is usually an article in there somewhere about a recovering anorexic... Oh the irony. Sad

It's the

"ballooned to a size 12"

" fat and ugly at 11 stone"

Slimmed from a huge 14 to a curvy 6"

I also love the way celebs can loose a stone and a half and go from a 16 to 8.... There was a piece on ten front of one mag last week where KK had gone from a size 16 @ 10 1/2 stone Hmm to a size 6 at 9 stone Hmm

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spongebobsquareknickers · 23/01/2011 22:43

Post baby, I'm AIMING for 11 stone!!!
And maybe a size 14!!

Grin

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VirginonRidiculous · 24/01/2011 00:21

Is it not a sly way of promoting their diet club?

I read a one in my mates house a few months ago and if it is the right mag then they had an online diet club you can join. Fill the mag full of fat/thin articles and the fallout will hopefully a great profit from their diet club.... sneaky Wink

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KalokiMallow · 24/01/2011 00:26

I loathe those magazines :(

The worst one I saw honestly had two articles mentioned on the cover, one was of a "celeb" eating something fairly messy like spag bol along with a caption about the weight they'd put on. And the other was a much more glamorous picture of an almost skeletal "celeb" with a caption about her fight with anorexia.

You could tell which one they thought looked better :(

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AimingForSerenity · 24/01/2011 00:27

Was there not a study recently that implied it is not the catwalk/fashion type skinniness that harms the thought process of teenagers but the sort of critical and often vicious crap in these celeb magazines?

As one who has a daughter with some eating issues I do wish they'd just bog off

Oh for the days when you read Jackie till you were old enough for Cosmo and had none of this tripe!

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MrsKitty · 24/01/2011 00:27

YANBU. However...

I lost a lot of weigh several years ago, and was 'featured' in Closer GrinBlush. They paid me £400 for it though, so I really can't complain.

Have never ever paid for a copy of the turgid nonsense, apart from that issue Grin.

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MrsKitty · 24/01/2011 00:51

Weight, obviously. Not Weigh.

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Hairyjumper · 24/01/2011 01:00

Mrs Kitty, it's cheeky of me to ask, but did you keep the weight off?

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MrsKitty · 24/01/2011 02:25

HairyJumper - not cheeky at all Smile.

Unfortunately, no. I Lost 7 stone, kept it off for 2-3 years then gradually gained it back again over a year or two of new jobs/house moves/2 kids/various other excuses.

Joined WW again 6 months though and have lost 3 stone again so far. Feel very positive, and hope think my habits have changed enough this time to keep it off this time around.

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ben5 · 24/01/2011 02:34

i hate them with all the celebs saying how easy it is to lose weight after having kids. where are these kids whie they are at the gym/ out running? lucky them to find the time. if someone gave me an hour 3 times a week to exercise i spend it tiding the house, ironing doing the food shop etc. bloody easy to lose weight if you have time and money!

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Mrswhiskerson · 24/01/2011 07:15

Yadnbu I usedto read these mags all the time a couple of years ago and now I can't believe I ever wasted my money on such crap ,I had a baby six months ago and have struggled to lose the weight it makes me feel awful when I see a thin celeb being berated for piling on the pounds or
being deceived as a curvy size twelve when you know curvy really means fat (in their eyes) I would give my eye teeth to be a size twelve and due to my height and frame I would look pretty thin but because I have ongoing battles with body image and weight these types of articles make me think I should strive for thinner it's dangerous I have stopped Reading them altogether now and stick to books .

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Hairyjumper · 24/01/2011 15:25

Mrsk I applaud your determination. can you please send me some?

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Niceguy2 · 24/01/2011 15:38

I remember the time on MN where I got slated for arguing that women are far more critical than blokes are about women's weight.

The above just proves it!

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