to wander what kate will do on her hen night?

(71 Posts)
VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:37:14

i guess a week in shaggaluf will be out?

<jumps on the wedding bandwagon>

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:39:45

Probably a few bacardi breezers with the girls at home while they get ready, then pizza hut for an all you can eat meal, finished off with a stripogram at Tiger Tiger and a quick vomit in the back of the cab on the way home.

Or something like that at any rate...

saythatagain Wed 17-Nov-10 14:40:21

Blackpool?

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:41:11

i reckon they will all meet up in whetherspoons dont you?

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:42:00

Blackpool, good one

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:42:41

Ah yes, weatherspoons before pizza hut. I think you're right. Perhaps we could offer to help organise it?

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:44:24

yes 'hen nights r us' could be a new business idea, kate could be the first client

saythatagain Wed 17-Nov-10 14:45:38

I might tender for the reception after t'big day: finger buffet etc....open s/w, vol au vents, cheese 'n' pineapple on sticks (hedge hog style - no expense spared)...ny head is positivley spinning with ideas.

Showaddywaddy Wed 17-Nov-10 14:46:50

Center Parcs I reckon.

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:47:28

Ooh, yes. Don't forget the cocktail sausages....

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:48:05

she best book now center parcs gets a bit chocca

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:49:10

i think she will want home made coleslaw though, being middleclass

saythatagain Wed 17-Nov-10 14:49:23

I going to offer 2/3 menues:
£3.95 p/p
£5.95 p/p
or the biggy:
£8.95 p/p all in mega buffet...the lot!

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:51:42

Lol at vinegar's homemade coleslaw and at saythatagain's price list.

What about the alcohol? Smirnoff ice or lager for the youngsters and some sherry for the oldies?

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:52:27

do you think she will invite the queen, best get some cucumber butties ready just in case

i think the queen will appreciate the stripper

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:53:21

Don't forget to cut the crusts off the queen's sandwiches

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:53:28

Harvey's cream Sherry none of that cheap stuff

i think kate would be a blue wicked drinker

MardyBra Wed 17-Nov-10 14:53:51

Is Chelsey going? If so, count me in.

AbsofCroissant Wed 17-Nov-10 14:53:51

I reckon they might hire a room somewhere with a vodka luge and get crazy. I expect to see her standing up in a stretched hummer riding through central london, bottle of lambrini in one hand, pink sparkly cowboy hat on head and "mrs Wills" sash, shouting "WOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooooooo oooo!!!!!"

saythatagain Wed 17-Nov-10 14:54:24

Won't cucumber repeat on her maj?
Always gotta see the bigger picture VT!
<head back in 'Buffets on a Budget' book>

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:54:39

grin Abs, brilliant

pom bears as snacks?

Colourful Wed 17-Nov-10 14:55:05

And a chocolate fountain. And vodka jellies.

AbsofCroissant Wed 17-Nov-10 14:55:46

I reckon also pitchers of "sex on the beach", and lots of norty shots like blow jobs and what not.

discobeaver Wed 17-Nov-10 14:56:36

Vajazzles all the way. In the shape of a crown.

VinegarTits Wed 17-Nov-10 14:56:41

and a blow up doll, called Trevor

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