to leave my DP over this disgusting discovery?

(59 Posts)
sweetkitty Thu 30-Sep-10 10:00:13

Just put on the TV and Jeremy Kyle is being recorded on Sky Plus!!

Now I know now and again if he is off work he watches this (and does nothing to hide his grubby little secret!) but come on recording it.

I phoned him at work to have it out with him and he has denied it and is blaming it on our 2 year old (probably is).

Do I believe him? I think he needs therapy, Jeremy Kyle I think he should wash his eyes out.

Lovinmybois Wed 06-Oct-10 08:32:57

I actually know two different couples who have been on it. That's worse than admitting you watch it! Ha ha! It was a mother & daughter (mother telling her daughter to grow up & look after her son) and a couple for dna & lie detector, twice! I recorded the lie detector & invited friends round to watch it. Ha ha! I have since removed them off my facebook, i've moved away. But it was so funny reading there online arguments! Also, it's in Manchester not London. :-)

brassband Sat 02-Oct-10 18:36:40

Aaah chav baiting. I love it!
Nearly as much as playing 'well,well,wells' and a 'why didn't you put something on the end of it' bingo!

sweetkitty Sat 02-Oct-10 14:40:50

No he was watching it in the morning whilst our 2yo and 4mo's were with him!

It's just an awful programme in every way, the next step he will be coming home with the DCs names tattoed on his neck!

CUKAmbassador Fri 01-Oct-10 22:44:51

Dump him.

If he's at home on his home watching JK over surfing the internet for porn, he may be gay.

Totally off-topic, but I like to pick out the dried peas from my pot noodle, then put loads of ketchup in... blush

As you were! smile

PaulineCampbellJones Fri 01-Oct-10 20:16:42

I watched Jezza every morning while I was on mat leave. DD used to have a little sleep around then so it was my guilty pleasure.

Mowiol Fri 01-Oct-10 20:08:42

Who is Jeremy Kyle? <acting all innocent emoticon>

mumbar Fri 01-Oct-10 20:02:44

OP grin

I have to admit I watch it if ever off ill from work (about 3/4 days a year). But then I'm ill so that says it all..... (love it thoblush)

Theincrediblesulk1 Fri 01-Oct-10 19:53:40

loool! i was going to give vile, i mean kyle a call and ask to speak to his gobby psychotherapist.

I can change sweetkitty i can change!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh

sweetkitty Fri 01-Oct-10 15:55:13

Theincrediblesulk - you have to get help for this problem before it takes over your life.

Lie detector is the way to go.

Theincrediblesulk1 Fri 01-Oct-10 14:41:45

I sky plus i too haaaa and i am not ashamed!!!!!!!!!!

Loool i do feel dirty though!

hollyoaks Fri 01-Oct-10 14:29:23

SK - I think you need a lie detector test.

MollysChambers Fri 01-Oct-10 14:19:01

Tut, blaming the innocent children...
<shakes head sadly>

You are leaving him, right? You MUST leave him... The children <wrings hands>

sweetkitty Fri 01-Oct-10 14:15:36

Oh I do think it was DD3 she has become obsessed with the TV remote and loves to press the buttons whilst shouting Nok-Tok Lau Lau.

He does watch it when he is off though, professional help is being sought.

MollysChambers Fri 01-Oct-10 14:09:45

Recording Jeremy Kyle? Fuck me, that's tragic.

wahwahwah Fri 01-Oct-10 14:06:07

Is he appearing on it? oooooooooo.

pagwatch Fri 01-Oct-10 14:06:04

I realised one day that ds1 and his girlfriend were watching it like this shock
I think it has served well as a double contraceptive.
Firstly by seeing the havoc that can be created when young people have unplanned pregnancies and secondly, if you don't use protection you could produce another Jeremy Kyle

stillbobbysgirl Fri 01-Oct-10 14:02:52

A friend of mine was the agency nurse at Granada studios (incase Ken Barlow fell over Deidre or somthing), and she used to refuse to work on the JK show. The guests were put up in local hotel the night before with a free bar, and are always either hung over or still pissed when they arrive at the studio. The floor staff keep the 2 'sides' separate until the start of the show and employ runners to go back an forth between them passing on insults and abuse so they are all nicely worked up before filming.

Lots of punchups and drunken falling over at the hotel and studio apparently. They should just film this and show it - would be funnier.

sweetkitty Fri 01-Oct-10 13:51:04

This thread has made it onto the weekly round up, I am now officially famous.

He still blames the 2 year old but HAS admitted to recording Come Dine With ME to see who won (the man whose culinary skills amount to picking the sweetcorn out his Pot Noodle and adding tomato sauce instead of soy)!

You're welcome itsybitsy

Like someone else said earlier, some of these morons see an appearance on Jezzer as a badge of honour. Amongst the middle-classes it would be getting to ask your question on QT. Amongst these proles*, it's getting the paternity of kid outed by JK.

*Disclaimer; by proles I mean JK pondlife, not "poor" people. Before anyone starts grin

itsybitsy08 Thu 30-Sep-10 13:38:50

Cupcakesandbunting thank you for that image of jk herding all the dimwits into his van i have never laughed so much for a week - i am in process of moving and am stressed to hell - i have to be out of my house tommorow and my new one is not ready and ive been running round like a bluearsed fly trying to get everything sorted! So thanks! grin

(Just dont ask why i am mumsnet, i know i shouldnt be!)

amothersplaceisinthewrong Thu 30-Sep-10 13:34:45

These people that go on JK know what they are letting themselves in for, they want their 15 minutes of fame. I think they should all be locked in the BB house and the keys thrown away. (this is based on having seen it maybe twice as I am normally at work when it is on)

And of course ITV (or whatever chanel it is on) is only serving up what the viewers want....

ShirleyKnot Thu 30-Sep-10 13:30:10

grin

God, I get embarrassed when people talk to me about their wombs or thrush or whatever, I think if someone said something like that to me I would just stand there, jaw agape, like some sort of cretin.

thesecondcoming Thu 30-Sep-10 13:21:59

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ApricotWorms Thu 30-Sep-10 13:18:53

Where do you live? Are they all specially bred to be Kyle-fodder?

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