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Just put on the TV and Jeremy Kyle is being recorded on Sky Plus!!

Now I know now and again if he is off work he watches this (and does nothing to hide his grubby little secret!) but come on recording it.

I phoned him at work to have it out with him and he has denied it and is blaming it on our 2 year old (probably is).

Do I believe him? I think he needs therapy, Jeremy Kyle I think he should wash his eyes out.

I think you should go on Jeremy Kyle and have the audience decide.

My Nan records JK!
He is her hero.
She is 84yrs old though.

Yep, therapy or dump him I think.

My mum records it as well and I was shocked when I found out

<surreptitiously switches Jeremy Kyle off>

You are being perfectly reasonable.

sometimes I skyplus neighbours... and then have to remember to delete it before DH comes home and sees it, and realises I am actually a good-for-nothing layabout

JK is one step too far though!

I despise it SO much. It's him he gets on these poor chavs guests and just lays into them, I think he is worse than them, it's their lives but he is using their lives as entertainment and as an opportunity to shout and preach at them.

"the all important DNA test"
"why don't you put something on the end of it?"
"go get a job"

eurgh!!!!

"Yep, therapy or dump him I think."

Cheaper to just dump him...

What a bastard.

Get the kid's passports, phone the bank and have the money in the account transferred into your name, and get on the phone to the solicitor right away. Do you have a good one? I can recommend www.allmenarebastards.com

Blaming it on his own 2yo - how much lower can he sink?

Is there a safe house you can get to???

Jezzer Kyle is a very, very, very guilty pleasure for me. I watch it once a week, I reckon. I hate him but I love watching him. I know he is exploiting these turkey twizzler munchers BUT they do put themselves up for it. It's not like he goes onto the streets and rounds them up and herds them into a van.

Does he?

I watch JK at the gym, is my dirty little secret.

"Tell you what Shazza, why don't you phone Jezza so we can have a wee night out in London, tell him we don't know who our Shardonnahy-Edeyn-Leigh's Dad is and need DNA testing and while your at it invite your Mam and friend along so they can lay into me as well, don't forget to mention I have been in prison/drug habit/have 27 kids with 29 other women etc"

cupcakes - you need help

I've been told that before

I don't know what goes through the minds of these people, wanting their very dirty laundry aired on Jezzer's stage. If they're that stupid then they deserve all they get i.e the nation LOLing at them. Dimwits.

It's not really them though, if they are that stupid to go on there then there is no hope for them really.

It's him mocking them and using them as entertainment in a "let's all laugh at these idiots and make ourselves feel better we are not like that" that riles me.

Can you imagine a playground in about 10 years time "well at least I know who my Dad is, your Mum had to go on Jeremy Kyle to find out!" or maybe it's seen as a badge of honour.

I actually have my own little dirty secret, once I put DD3 down for a nap DS and I settle on sofa him feeding and I watch.......... Doctors (I was thinking of Sky plusing it today as I am going out)

Jezzer can shut his blowhole anyway. From what I've heard, he's a shite dad and he likes a flutter on the nags a bit too much IYKWIM. He's a loon, in his Matalan suits and weird hair. I don't condone violence but I am hoping that one day one of the worms will turn and chin him one.

I have always wondered why those idiots go on the JK show.
Someone once said it is because they get put up in a London hotel for the night, so I guess that they see that as some kind of treat .

I bet it's a Travelodge.

I'd be delighted if I discovered this.

I could use it against him when he sniffily objects to my prosaic television preferences and as blackmail - 'Make me breakfast in bed or I'll tell your macho pub geezers'.

How do they get the time off work to go to London for the Jeremy Kyle show? Some go back on it! Its like an annual trip.

Oh, wait...

QuiteFickle

I have Jeremy Kyle on series link. Funniest programme i have ever seen!
And im proud of it! lol

My dh records jeremy kyle on sky+ and doesn't even have the decency to act ashamed! He also reads the soap gossip pages on the sun.com! I think he could secretly be a 46 year old bored housewife trapped in a man's body. Think yourself lucky!

You should start divorce proceedings immediately! :O

ok, jeremy kyle gets his guests from having moles in dna clinics-when people turn up to book a test they are told by the 'mole'that they can get a free one on and a night in a hotel (in manchester) plus exes-they jump at it.
i know someone who's been on -twice.
and jezza is a self confessed gambling addict.

I despise JK. He is just an awful human.

Maury is MUCH better (and much much juicier, the DNA testing on that show is extraordinary)

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This is a major red flag IMO.

Sadly there are secret JK watchers on MN. I can't decide if they are social outcasts or need therapy, even some of my friends watch it.... <sobs>

Can he take a lie detector test??

Suppose at least it wasn't The One Show..

It's filmed in Manchester these days.

Not that I'd know.

My best friend's DH is a drugs counsellor and he helped someone that Graham the Genius TM had sent for drugs counselling. As a thank you, BF and her DH got tickets to sit in on the Jezzer show. They snapped them up and they could take up to two guests. I could not get a babysitter or else I would have been one of the sanctimonious audience members, wincing in disgust at men fucking their toothless mother-in-laws etc.

Hello Mouseface

I wouldn't be able to be in the audience without hecking something like "Jeremy, you are a CUNT" (witty no?)

I took media studies in college and one of the educational trips was to go and see one of these types of shows, I think it was Trisha, we practised our jeering whilst on the coach.

OP, nevermind divorce, you should just kill him. For his own sake really...

the girl i know was back for dna tests-i know her from playgroup,i was never sure of the social niceties whether to say 'i saw you on jezza' or pretend i hadn't seen her airing her dirty washing.

in a similar vein,i was talking to someone i 'know' earlier this week who was meeting her friend,i'd met the friend when we were both pregnant,briefly,i asked what she'd had and she said 'i've had a little black boy-was dead surprised' so i said 'did they get the scan wrong or did you just convince yourself it was a girl' to which she said 'i no way thought it'd be black,i thought it was my boyfriends.

literally gobsmacked and speechless...

I mean, what can you say to that TSC? What can you SAY?

What DID you say?

Where do you live? Are they all specially bred to be Kyle-fodder?

i said something terribly middle class like 'oh he's gorgeous ren't you so precious'
inner city manchester- right there...

God, I get embarrassed when people talk to me about their wombs or thrush or whatever, I think if someone said something like that to me I would just stand there, jaw agape, like some sort of cretin.

These people that go on JK know what they are letting themselves in for, they want their 15 minutes of fame. I think they should all be locked in the BB house and the keys thrown away. (this is based on having seen it maybe twice as I am normally at work when it is on)

And of course ITV (or whatever chanel it is on) is only serving up what the viewers want....

Cupcakesandbunting thank you for that image of jk herding all the dimwits into his van i have never laughed so much for a week - i am in process of moving and am stressed to hell - i have to be out of my house tommorow and my new one is not ready and ive been running round like a bluearsed fly trying to get everything sorted! So thanks!

(Just dont ask why i am mumsnet, i know i shouldnt be!)

You're welcome itsybitsy

Like someone else said earlier, some of these morons see an appearance on Jezzer as a badge of honour. Amongst the middle-classes it would be getting to ask your question on QT. Amongst these proles*, it's getting the paternity of kid outed by JK.

*Disclaimer; by proles I mean JK pondlife, not "poor" people. Before anyone starts

This thread has made it onto the weekly round up, I am now officially famous.

He still blames the 2 year old but HAS admitted to recording Come Dine With ME to see who won (the man whose culinary skills amount to picking the sweetcorn out his Pot Noodle and adding tomato sauce instead of soy)!

A friend of mine was the agency nurse at Granada studios (incase Ken Barlow fell over Deidre or somthing), and she used to refuse to work on the JK show. The guests were put up in local hotel the night before with a free bar, and are always either hung over or still pissed when they arrive at the studio. The floor staff keep the 2 'sides' separate until the start of the show and employ runners to go back an forth between them passing on insults and abuse so they are all nicely worked up before filming.

Lots of punchups and drunken falling over at the hotel and studio apparently. They should just film this and show it - would be funnier.

I realised one day that ds1 and his girlfriend were watching it like this
I think it has served well as a double contraceptive.
Firstly by seeing the havoc that can be created when young people have unplanned pregnancies and secondly, if you don't use protection you could produce another Jeremy Kyle

Is he appearing on it? oooooooooo.

Recording Jeremy Kyle? Fuck me, that's tragic.

Oh I do think it was DD3 she has become obsessed with the TV remote and loves to press the buttons whilst shouting Nok-Tok Lau Lau.

He does watch it when he is off though, professional help is being sought.

Tut, blaming the innocent children...
<shakes head sadly>

You are leaving him, right? You MUST leave him... The children <wrings hands>

SK - I think you need a lie detector test.

I sky plus i too haaaa and i am not ashamed!!!!!!!!!!

Loool i do feel dirty though!

Theincrediblesulk - you have to get help for this problem before it takes over your life.

Lie detector is the way to go.

loool! i was going to give vile, i mean kyle a call and ask to speak to his gobby psychotherapist.

I can change sweetkitty i can change!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh

OP

I have to admit I watch it if ever off ill from work (about 3/4 days a year). But then I'm ill so that says it all..... (love it tho)

Who is Jeremy Kyle? <acting all innocent emoticon>

I watched Jezza every morning while I was on mat leave. DD used to have a little sleep around then so it was my guilty pleasure.

Totally off-topic, but I like to pick out the dried peas from my pot noodle, then put loads of ketchup in...

As you were!

Dump him.

If he's at home on his home watching JK over surfing the internet for porn, he may be gay.

No he was watching it in the morning whilst our 2yo and 4mo's were with him!

It's just an awful programme in every way, the next step he will be coming home with the DCs names tattoed on his neck!

Aaah chav baiting. I love it!
Nearly as much as playing 'well,well,wells' and a 'why didn't you put something on the end of it' bingo!

I actually know two different couples who have been on it. That's worse than admitting you watch it! Ha ha! It was a mother & daughter (mother telling her daughter to grow up & look after her son) and a couple for dna & lie detector, twice! I recorded the lie detector & invited friends round to watch it. Ha ha! I have since removed them off my facebook, i've moved away. But it was so funny reading there online arguments! Also, it's in Manchester not London. :-)