In not letting DH cum on my face because it'll only get stuck in my moustache?

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Maybe we should just do bumsex instead.

[TrillianAstra]

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[Lauriefairycake]

yanbu

but some gay men make a feature of it......

[JamieOliver]

Piss off you silly young bugger or I'll be after you with my cleaver. If that doesn't scare you I'll be onto the DWP offering you a job.

[yousaidit]

Wouldn't you be worried about it getting in your beard too?

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

h...I almost laughed there

[Ishouldprobablywax]

What's the DWP?

[JamieOliver]

Department for Wankers Sonny Jim!

[JamieOliver]

Department for Wankers er, People that is.

Jooooooooooools? Getting a bit busy here on Mumsnet m'love.

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Aww, I'm sorry, I'm only mucking about- I'm about to bloody pop and dp is working away so I just fancied a silly thread :(

[yousaidit]

It is a silly thread, keep it up! Some people have nooooo sense of hunmour! Apart from JamieOliver, i love anyone who reprimands people with teh ending Sonny Jim!

[JoolzOliver]

Oh bless you I'm very sorry.

I've been amazed at the celebrity names I've been able to get away with this evening and got carried away.

[Boys2mam]

I couldn't get past your name !!!!

[Boys2mam]

Sorry that was meant for ishouldprobablywax

[scottishmummy]

yes you bearded ladies need to keep a well kempt foliage.i see your dilemma

[Ishouldprobablywax]

I think I will keep my new name!
Who else have you been mr and mrs Oliver?

[Ishouldprobablywax]

I'd quite like to be shirley bassey- she's as mad as she is welsh (and no facial hair I note)

[Glitterknickaz]

You owe me a large mouthful of vodka and coke, OP

[JoolzOliver]

Oh a few other insignificant user-names not important in the scheme of things.

How are you feeling? Excited? Sleepless?

[yousaidit]

I'd ike to be Mrs Bill Bailey, as minor celebrity inspired names go. Is that weird?

Tried a hot curry, op?

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Haha farrrking knackered and I've run out of cheese twists so I'm annoyed too- oooh but I'm trying not to pop as dp isn't home until 9pm monday!! Oh dear I will pop won't I? Very excited though-don't know the sex you see so will be brilliant suprise!

[Ishouldprobablywax]

I love bill bailey- my 19 yr old sister fancies him sooo much

[yousaidit]

dammit, i can't compete with a 19 yr old! Sigh... stuck with dh then.

[JamieOliver]

May I suggest a poncey "floral" name?

Hope you get some rest before the time comes OP

[herethereandeverywhere]

ishouldprobablywax: surely Shirley Bassey is only half as mad as she is Welsh?

Surely Bonnie Tyler is actually as mad as she is Welsh?

[Apologies for hijacking thread to question nationality/insanity equations]

[Ishouldprobablywax]

Fair point- I shall consider it herethere! Thanks for putting up with me all haha