To be sick and tired of seeing BIL's arse?

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

Really, really had enough. BIL is 27 and seems incapable of buying trackie bottoms that fit. But I'm not talking a bit of arse showing above the underwear, I'm talking NO underwear and about 80% of the total arse being on show. And when I tell him to put it away he just laughs and makes some flippant comment about having lost weight. NO, JUST KEEP YOUR ARSE AWAY FROM ME!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

And just so I can't be accused of AIBU by stealth, I should also add that he's been living with us for about five months now, regularly drinks all the booze, has broken my favourite mirror and made some random stains on the carpet in his room (and it's a rented house )

I've really really had enough. He's meant to be moving out but as yet nothing has happened.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[GazzasDressingGown]

YANBU.

Sounds hellish.

passes large glass of wine

[Jasonthunderpants]

Tell him you are not allowed to sub-let or you could be evicted and give him a week to get out

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

oooooo JasonThunderpants I like your style!

Even DP, who is normally so laid back he's horizontal, has had enough. And it's his brother!

[FakePlasticTrees]

Agree with Jasonthunderpants, perhaps buy him a multipack of pants from M&S as a leaving gift...

[Ladyanonymous]

FakePlasticTrees

[Jasonthunderpants]

Ther you are then,get DP on your side and gang up on him

bye bye bil

[autodidact]

Throw him out on his arse.

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

We've told him to go - he says he's looking for a place, but I haven't seen anything happen yet.

Think we need to set him a deadline.

I like the idea of throwing him out on the offending arse.....

[nagoo]

Hoof him out. Find him a room in a shared house and tell him when he moves in.

Any man 27 years old and in arse-bearing tracksuit bottoms clearly lacks the motivation to sort himself out, and it's worth the effort to get rid.

[AnyFucker]

Does he sit on the carpet much ?

I am worried about those stains...

[lazarusb]

Use him as a toast rack

[AnyFucker]

park your bike in his crack

[mamas12]

Yeah I'm with sugarmouse, de bag him evertime and encourage everyone to laugh at him.
Invite peolpe ropund to point and laugh at him etc.
27!

[funnysinthegarden]

tell him to fuck the fuck off and live his own life, enormous arse and all.

We had a 'live-in' once, twas a nochesmare to get rid of. But we did it, and are still friends. BTW he didn't have a huge arse, just a very smelly sack (which he kept his dirty washing in!)

[sapphireblue]

Tell him your landlord is coming to do a routine inspection of the property on x date, and that he will need to be gone by then because you are breeching the terms of your contract by having him there.

[Morloth]

Kick him out.

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

blergh at the smelly sack

and AnyFucker, I've only just got what you mean about the carpet! Aaaaaaaaaghh yeuch.....

He has just acquired a girlfriend who lodges with a nun (I kid you not) so he can't stay over there. They've decided to move in together (they've known each other all of two weeks) and I am bracing myself for the request that she moves in here until they find a place.

I am also practicing my NO, IN GOD'S NAME NO! response

[ThatBloke]

"Random stains"

[cyteen]

Next time he's out, invite a friend he doesn't know to come over. Bolt the front door or put the chain on. Then when he tries to come back in, have the friend come to the door and do the polite-but-confused 'sorry, you must have the wrong house' routine.

For extra lolz you could get them to say 'WhatFreshHellIsThis? Oh yes...that family hasn't lived here for over twenty years.'

[AnyFucker]

brilliant cyteen

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

oh that's inspired cyteen!

but what do I do with his stuff?

[sapphireblue]

burn it.