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I promise we'll have amaxing jizz in the next title!!

Very funny Team. I think you're not taking the role of thread-namer entirely seriously. Or perhaps the responsibility lies heavily on your shoulders.

He likes your sense of humour too

Unff.
He like more than my GSOH

You do realise that on the next thread we'll have had one thread for every year Taylor Lautner has been alive? That's quite scary

Just got in and marking a spot

Just got in and marking a spot

I am in a crappy mood (what's new).

pornify me.

Neon, you have NO idea how bad I feel about not having finished Skiward. I suck. Not in a good way.

Aleene- Plumb-ward? My knickers are already in a twist just thinking about it. that's the stuff of hardcore porn

And Cookingwithcum?!?! WTF? pls tell me this is a (sick) joke?

Fucking Hell Robs - that is just what I needed to see I've had a shit day and could seriously kill my 12yrd old!

I don't know, Mystic. I am choosing to believe it is a joke, because the alternative is just too <boak>

I totes loved the early Twislut offering with the GUC safewords - but you see Robs that's FUNNY. Mine is just DIRTY.

OK, before you throttle me, I wrote it when I got thinking about what it would be like if Bella and Edward had been vampires for 500 years. I mean, I know they are totes made for each other but wouldn't the endless straight sex get a bit dull? So I wrote them doing bumsex in a public sauna.

[runs away to hide]

I googled for you, mystic, and it seems you come ready pornified. Is that what you were after?

MrsH, you HAVE to share after saying that!

Yes, that's me Evil, how did you know

(that's made me smile, thanks).

MrsH- I LOVE your concept. Go on. POst it on ff.net under some wacky name

My email account is looking strangely empty...

MM, you could totes finish Skiward. G'arn, you know you want to. He wants you to.

I swear I will continue Gardenward/Hardward very soon - I am hatching a hedgerow lemon.

Rob is keeping my place on the thread for me

I've just torn down all the Edward posters off daughters walls and it nearly broke my heart!

Dressing to the right, methinks.

Hey, all...stomach issues all day, haven't felt sparkly enough to post. I blame nausea on aftereffects of that stupid show last night.

MrsH, I would love to read that, and it doesn't sound too graphic to me. Have you met this group?

I wish I could go back and read the earlier threads--I missed so much!

Sandy! why?!

I'd love to read about sauna bumsex, MrsH. In fact, I'm already imagining it. <filthy-minded>

Feel free to stick it in my inbox.

Wow, Sandy, what did she do?!?!?!

daughter is acting like a complete brat, and I'm fucking sick of her attitude - so act like a brat get treated like a brat - she is pushing me right to the fucking edge!

Be honest, Sandy. You just wanted them for yourslef .

DD is only 9 but I'm already bracing myslef for teenagerhood (starting to see glimmers of it already).

Because I need cheering up

A lot!

and just because he is so fucking gorgeous!