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Hope the new title is ok, you TwiS**ts!

Blog here DO NOT CLICK if your internet use is monitored, unless you want "Twi-sluts", "pornify" or "vampires" in your History!!!!

ok, copying and posting my last entry as i don't want it to get lost:

But if you all go posting on the blog this thread will die

I love this thread, with its rude stories, pictures, etc and I love it's on MN and if I have to go somewhere else it just won't be the same. I really really have to get a grip on RL and if i get sucked into something else I have no hope.

Plus like this I can always pretend "I'm just MNetting!" When dh peaks over my shoulder in bed

Do you seriously think we'll get in trouble with MNHQ? I don't think we're that dirty, I mean there's regular threads about anal sex etc on other parts of MN, and our definition of "porn" is pretty safe (i don't think a man's jaw actually counts as porn per se, all in the eye of the beholder etc etc).

Hello!!!

With the Blog as well now, I expect the thread may become a little slower, if not any quieter (because lets face it, us, quiet? I dont think so!)

Some Cullen Men to start us off!

Why do they always make Jasper look as though he models himself on a constipated Edward Scissorhands?

Agree... the blog is fab for visuals and a place to post stuff like the fanfic and fanfic lists, but chat is just not possible in the same way!

OMG!!! SLASH!!!

<faints>

AM relieved you're not planning on a mass exodus! and yes, Robbie (can I call you RObbie ) agree your story is safer there.

TO further reassure you lot, I would like to point out that our mad mutterings probably don't make ANY sense whatsover to anyone apart from us. Which is good. Or possibly very, very bad. But hey.

Oh and one more reason you cannot leave me here is that MN is great on the iphone, blogs usually aren't!

Yay, Slash!!!

I rarely post, but Robsessed this is seamless-so many ideas!

Anyone else watching Vampire Diaries even though it's pants Dawsons Creek lite?

I love this thread - it cheers me up every night along with fanfic of course.

Am very proud I know what slash is <wordly and cool>

I think it was Pfft who taught me that

slash is boy on boy action. You know what it is darling!

i like the idea of a chapter each! But We'd need to start a new one as i have totes lost the plot on this one!

Robsessed... surely you cant be writing slash without knowing what slash is????!!??

Slash = boy on boy or girl on girl action.

Wow... congrats Robsessed!

God help us if we start doing the chapter a piece thing, I'd join in if someone else started it off, but please beware that i CANNOT write! Would still do it for a laugh though. [Doesnt want to be left out however crap I am emotion]

PMSL.... only you Robsessed.... only you!

Instinctive my arse.... should we tell your DH that??!!??

I am thinking of doing a phd in literature just so i can write my thesis on fanfiction unpublished masterpieces of the 21st century.

congratulations robsessed, you clearly are one multitalented lady!