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Bed every night and bath on Sundays for an hour if at all possible, until DH brings DS in and they sit on the loo with DH saying 'What is mummy doing, what is she reading, oooh splash mummy', until I go mental and get out.
littlelamb. Just wait till he is older and asking you 'what does that word say?' 'And that one?' 'where are the pictures?' 'have you finished reading yet?'
occasionally I bring a book downstairs and read in the living room, but:
a) I can't concentrate on the book b) I can't concentrate on the kids c) absolutely NO housework gets done d) some days I don't even switch the computer on.
Bed mostly or sometimes I keep a book next to me on the pc if the internet is slow . I'm not very good at lolling in the bath. I started taking a book into the spa at the gym but I got odd looks so I stopped doing it.
I had to hide the last Harry Potter book then read the last couple of chapters under duress as ex bf threatened to tell me the ending unless I hurried up and finished it.
Not because he wanted to read it - he can't stand Harry Potter or people reading in bed. I wasn't very happy and let him know .
I read in bed, in the bath, while waiting for pasta / rice / whatever to cook, on the loo, while pushing the pushchair, on the way to the Spa shop, in the queue at the post office, on trains, on buses, in cars (not whilst driving), and errr when I get the chance in a nice cosy corner on the sofa.
Lo at not when walking. As a child, I was walking home with some friends from primary school but as usual I had my head stuck in a book. A man pulled over and asked where the nearest public toilets were. Apparently he had no trousers or pants on. When the policeman came to question us, I think he thought I was barmy because I hadn't even noticed the half naked man, as I was too busy reading!
I read when walking and you get such funny looks and comments from strangers such as 'it must be a good book' and 'I wish I could do that!'. I'm scared to do it now in case I get accosted by semi-naked men in the street!
A friend of mine got really ratty with me once because I went to stay with her for the weekend and after I'd been there a while we were watching TV and having a cuppa I got my book out. She was most offended. My argument was: we weren't chatting or anything we were just watching TV and anyway I can talk and read at the same time! But to her I was implying she was boring company.
@harpomarx (from the weekend): narrow escape this morning when 6YO wanted to take the lovely A3 proofs from my revered employers' mag to school with him ("But Mummy - I need something really BIG to write my stories on!").
I don't think Year 2 was necessarily ready for Howard Jacobson's views on sex.
I have seen a few people who walk and read and I must say well done! I read sometimes when waiting for a bus and often miss the bugger because I forget to look up, can't imagine the calamities which would befall me if I tried to walk and read.
I usually read on the sofa or bed, not even very good at reading on trains etc, for some reason I find it hard to concentrate.
Mostly when I really ought to be doing something else like cleaning, paying bills, doing the laundry, not being CRUCIAL MINUTES LATE for school pickup (you know the ones I mean, that Mark You Out in a bad way - either you are that mum, or you have tsked over that mum - not the sort where you are clearly neglectful, but enough to give the distinct impression that either you are totally disorganised or you really Don't Care And Must Be Shunned In The Playground not that I am bitter or anything ahem)
OK, seriously:
Train to work if I don't have too much extra to do Bed on the rare occasions I get there at a reasonable time and don't need to turn the light out straight away Dining room table if DH is watching TV because I find it hard to concentrate when someone else is talking otherwise sofa if I am lucky Bath once in a blue moon
and various other locations much more infrequent than I would like them to be.
I have a not-yet-exterminated fantasy of spending a whole afternoon in the Orchard tearooms in Grantchester with an enormous scone and a pot of tea, reading a nice fat novel. So far I've managed a 45-minute toe-dip in the water of that idea.
As to advice for optimum reading spot, KerryMum, bath is definitely the best, as long as you have a decent hot water tank and can keep topping it up as it cools.
I bought a lovely Victorian chaise lounge as my veryspecial me only reading spot. I had it recovered from original vile green velour to foxy hot pink - placed it in optimum position for reading, in a big picture window overlooking the garden. And must have sat and read for a grand total of about 30 mins in the last two years. Blardy kids keep coming up and jumping on me every time I try and sit down. I am hoping that by the time they have left home it will still be intact enough for me to have a nice lie down and read then - about 16 years time.
In bed with the duvet all scrunched behind me, in an armchair in the kitchen (my favourite), on grass in the park just after the nursery drop, on the train/bus/ tube
I can't read books in the bath they seem to get 'soggy' with the steam.
Have you ever dropped a treasured book in the bath? I dropped 'I Am A Cat' by Soseki and I cried because it had taken me ages to find a copy! I also once dropped a brand new hardback of Zadie Smith's Autograph man but that wasn't so bad. Oh and I dropped a book by Tim Pears and it came out so badly I had to get another copy so I could finish the book.
I did once drop my history notes in the bath when revising for an exam. That really WAS disastrous as they were written in soluble blue fountain-pen ink (showing my age here).
I can't remember ever dropping a book in the bath. Dripping on it so the pages went crinkly when putting it down to top up the hot water, yes. I did once have to wash a book that was spoiled by a nasty bout of travel sickness (sorry if TMI), but that came out surprisingly readable, if rather bendy. Bet you couldn't do that with the paperbacks of today <<rant on declining standards of book production suppressed for reasons of extreme tedium for everyone else>>