TSA 83: In which Draco receives a lifetime ban from Dunelm Mill

(720 Posts)
TeamEdward Sat 09-Feb-13 16:28:07

And if Draco wiping his dick on the damask curtains wasn't enough...
DS2 has misheard Draco's name and calls him "Malfboy", which is his Sussex accent sounds like Mouth Boy. Lolz all round!

ErikNorseman Sat 09-Feb-13 16:36:28

grin

evilgiraffe Sat 09-Feb-13 16:48:55

He is ALL mouth. And Harry loves it grin

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birdsofshore Sat 09-Feb-13 18:28:57

Gotta love Draco's mouth... grin

I am in d+v virus hell today. 3 of us down, 2 to go. God, I hope dp rallies a bit before I get it.

OmiQueenofTypose Sat 09-Feb-13 19:38:22

Birds. sad It sounds so grim. Poor all of you.

Birds sad sending get well vibes to you all

birdsofshore Sat 09-Feb-13 20:04:40

Well, dp and ds2 have really improved now. Dp is helping with bedtime, even. There was a grim hour when dp was too ill to get up, and ds2 was crying and being sick, and ds3 was just crying, and if I had not had ds1 to help, I honestly don't know what I would have done. Then it all calmed down, and I went on LJ and saw that ile_o is leaving. sob Quite choked. I adore her art. It's wonderful news for her, but just selfishly emotional about it. And feeling a bit silly for feeling that way!

OmiQueenofTypose Sat 09-Feb-13 20:45:39

Oh, lovely ile_o of the pink noses?

It's good though that your Dp is on the mend and can help. And bravo ds1!

I am nearly nearly finished my first draft. Have done all my notes, just writing the last couple of paragraphs. So you will have a rubbish fic to read soon. Er, hoorah? (I assume that sleep and no vomit would be higher on your list of priorities, tbh).

Birds, I feel your pain. We are just emerging at the end of D&V that started a week ago. The Chick looks skeletal, I have lost pounds, it has been grim.

Fortunately he rallied for a Greggs sausage roll today though grin

birdsofshore Sat 09-Feb-13 21:11:44

Yes the kitty cat noses <3

Yes thank god dp is downstairs again and can bring me hula hoops healthy snacks while I breastfeed. Ds2 was loads better at bedtime and gabbling nonsense in his usual style again. Just waiting to see if? when? ds1 and I succumb.

You never write any rubbish! My priorities are trying to write my drabble and do your notes for kinkfest, but I will also try to read your no doubt lovely fic and send crude notes about dunelm mill encouraging remarks grin

birdsofshore Sat 09-Feb-13 21:12:39

Penguin hoorah for sausage rolls! sorry you and the Chick have had it so bad. That sounds a real feat of endurance.

OmiQueenofTypose Sat 09-Feb-13 21:59:48

birds your drabble is wonderful. <sits on hands until it posts, gets all the votes, and I can link it here as yours>

OmiQueenofTypose Sat 09-Feb-13 22:09:00

My fic is done! Well, a first draft. It has been difficult to write, I am sort of dreading my feedback from Evil (and birds if she has time/isn't vomiting and passing out).

Best thing about it so far has been the thread title. grin

<collapses>

NeverFinishWhatYouStarted Sat 09-Feb-13 22:37:36

Well done, all of you, for getting through the week grin I patted myself on the back yesterday because, in spite of being hormonal and having the shittest week in work, I didn't kill even one person. And then my mother rescued my sanity by taking the DCs for not one, but TWO whole nights!

What is Dunelm Mill? [ignorant forriner emoticon]

evilgiraffe Sun 10-Feb-13 11:28:40

Dunelm Mill is a purveyor of fabric-based items, Never. Duvet covers, pillowcases, curtains, cushions and the like.

I am set up for the day now, I am on the sofa with tea and my laptop, and Omi's fic. I am looking forward to the curtains grin

DreamGirly Sun 10-Feb-13 17:49:16

So, is it just me, Swcbs and Erik for tsc then? No one else has replied to swcbs's lovely email, she's trying to be organised and everything! This is a very unusual event wink

TeamEdward Sun 10-Feb-13 19:21:31

I got her email, just haven't had a chance to formulate a reply yet! Not quite sure how I'm travelling, and after my DC's behaviour recently if i'm travelling...

TeWiSavesTheDay Sun 10-Feb-13 19:22:35

I want to come sad

TeWiSavesTheDay Sun 10-Feb-13 19:25:47

That made me sound devastated - I am sure it will be awesome, and i'll soldier on somehow (and see you next time!)

DreamGirly Sun 10-Feb-13 20:09:02

Team, you MUST come! Sorry your having DC issues sad

TeWi, I may come and kidnap you....

OmiQueenofTypose Sun 10-Feb-13 20:19:00

I have been a little snowed under but hope to get to my emails tomorrow.

evening, ladies.

DreamGirly Mon 11-Feb-13 18:52:03

<kicks tumbleweed>

NeverFinishWhatYouStarted Mon 11-Feb-13 19:55:00

I have just finished reading the epically long Drarry Underwater Light by Maya (an oldie but a good 'un). I love having half term when the DCs don't grin. Now I'm going to tear through some housework before DH comes home so he doesn't think I've been sat on my arse all day even though I have

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