Which Male Literary Character Would You Do Til Their Ears Bled?

(331 Posts)
LaQueen Sun 27-Jan-13 19:58:58

I'm reading through John Conolly's Charlie Parker series...and I have to say, I wouldn't say no...

HoneyDragon Sun 27-Jan-13 20:00:38

Harry Dresden

And erm... <<checks no one is looking>>

Skulduggary Pleasant blush

Nivet Sun 27-Jan-13 20:00:58

John Proctor in The Crucible, I love a man of principal even if he did shag that slut Abigail.

LaQueen Sun 27-Jan-13 20:08:49

Oh, and Detective Jack Caffery in Mo hayder's novels...he's one bad boy wink

pointythings Sun 27-Jan-13 20:11:47

Jack Reacher. I deliberately haven't seen the film because I don't want him ruined.

OwlMother Sun 27-Jan-13 20:15:26

Ooh, yes to Jack Reacher. Tom Cruise doesn't come close!

NellyBluth Sun 27-Jan-13 20:16:02

I came on to say Jack Caffrey! There's a foreward in one of her books where she says people come up to her and guiltily admit that they really, really fancy him.

I always had a bit of a crush on Nick the chauffeur from The Handmaid's Tale, don't know because he's hardly in the book that much.

Oh, and Eric Northman. Which goes without saying, really.

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Madcaplady Sun 27-Jan-13 20:16:48

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Madcaplady Sun 27-Jan-13 20:18:16

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Reacher. You'd be safe in the knowledge he had showered recently.

Don't like your phrasing - it would obviously be nothing less than perfect love between myself and the below:

Roland of Gilead
Aragorn (and probably Gimli and Faramir as well, to be frank)
Colonel Brandon
Sirius Black
Captain Carrot

Mitchy1nge Sun 27-Jan-13 20:22:10

Adam Bede

Mitchy1nge Sun 27-Jan-13 20:22:44

haven't had a literary wank for ages, thanks, is nice to ring the changes

PseudoBadger Sun 27-Jan-13 20:25:19

Simon Serrallier. Sirius Black. Benton Wesley.

Aragorn.

LittleIllusionMachine Sun 27-Jan-13 20:29:06

Jamie Fraser every day of the week!

LesBOFerables Sun 27-Jan-13 20:29:55

Jackson Brodie. But only if he looked like Jason Isaacs.

notnowImreading Sun 27-Jan-13 20:29:57

Mr Knightley. I think he could be trained to let go quite nicely, even though he is a bit of an old stick at times. Captain Wentworth probably learned a few tricks on his voyages too, but then he probably would have had the clap.

starfleet Sun 27-Jan-13 20:36:42

Just to bring the tone down to my not so highbrow reading taste - the Black Dagger Brotherhood. All of them smile

Captain Wentworth deffo a bit of a goer, I think. I reckon Henry Crawford might be fun for a night or two, too.

Phineyj Sun 27-Jan-13 20:39:58

Salvo Montalbano. Phwoargh...

Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)
Rupert Campbell Black
Sherlock Holmes
Sirius Black

Actually, I'd probably do Rob Stark as well.

YY to Jon Snow!!

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