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Welcome Twisluts, one and all!

This pic gives me nipples like wingnuts.

So horny I want to punsh threes

In my next life, I wanna be a can of coke.

<flurk>

your alive!!! <paranoid>

marking my place with some classic robporn

Your gchat is offline!! Just emailed you.

Ooh, I do love a sharp lapel, Dream.

my gchat deserves to die tonight!! I thought you was DED!!

Team - it doesnt matter how many time I open that pic, I <swoon> everytime! It never gets old!

Just marking my place too. Some classic robporn there, my friends. I am quite happy to objectify men by the way. We can ignore it for 2000 years before deciding to treat them as equals, no?

Evening. I've been to bed, couldn't sleep, so up again.

I have to ask; where does 'punsh threes' come from? Is it Poughkeepsie, where I think Edward gets mad and runs towards Bella but punches a tree
<may be recalling that all wrong>

Orm, MrsB and MrsH there is a story here you should read and vote for if you have time.

Yikes, I'm being relentless tonight. I kinda like it

'punshing threes' comes from an early twinned review Aleene. God lord there were some cracking reviews! 'cunfused' has similar origins!

I have a t-shirt covered with such phrases, 'tis amaxing!

<<<must preview before posting>>>

aleene there are several stories on that page you linked. Which one am I voting for? <can't figure out bizarre fanfic site>

MrsBC, it has a wonderful fake unicorn in it . Based on the film about when Worzel Gummidge's Aunt met a chap who is third in line to the throne. <hint hint>

I get it Team <nudge nudge>

<is proud of Hercule Poirot-like use of the little grey cells>

<doesn't admit that she spent ten minutes thinking 'surely Edward isn't 3rd in line to the throne' before the penny dropped >

Lordy, I was about to ask what on earth Team was on about but I've got it now <nods head>

Morning all! Osa Bella is brilliant

moooooorning and good luck to all the sluts going back to school today.

Nothing beats a bit of brilliant Robporn. Nothing.

<happy>

Yes, Evil, I agree. Osa Bella is just brilliant. i love the plot, the characters, a Bella literally kicks ass, and especially the fact that although we're 4-5 chapters from the end I still have no clue where this is going.

The author is on twitter and very nice, i think (as opposed to other authors who constantly make fun of their reviewers on twitter... whcih really annoys me!)

I had a brilliant, brilliant weekend, it was warm and sunny and felt like a holiday still. i am trying hard not to think about the fact that i have no more visitors to look forward to, no job, no prospects etc...

Nooo Mystic, them's are things not to be thinking about, totes. Good things will happen soon

I haven't read any of these new ones. Can't access FF and Twilighted, and my arsing Blackberry has decided it's too good for the internet - it's v sad. However I have earmarked R&R for Sat when the H is off to the rugby and I have the afternoon in peace, hooray!

Penguin. Get thee an Iphone, or an Ipod touch. Seriously. You're not enabled enough, as far as I am concerned?

How are you feeling? How are the wriggly ones? When are we going to start talking about names????!!! I am so excited about these twibabies

I survived the silderness!

'Twas actually quite good fun - the weather was fantastic, there were indeed some delicious lovely instructors and it was great for DD.

Now, what have I missed and what do I need to vote for? Am in meetings most of today so will catch up tonight.

Good luck dream, Team & anyone else starting/going back to work today!

Happy Labor Day, dawn. It is today, right?

Neon, did you read/reviewed all the entries in the Love Lost Contest? I and a couple other twisluts have entries in the contest.... but can't tell you which ones.

Voting is open on the the Closet Contest, again anonymous...

but you have my email address

glad the silderness was good fun!