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Laters baby!

You need some RL? What's that? <is firmly entrenched in TSA> Don't forget us, will you?

Enjoy RL... be back soon (I think I managed a week once). My holiday doesn't count, as it was an enforced absence.

I miss you already Team

Oi Sluts

I have been lurking and reading for a while but I thought I would out myself and say hello (if thats ok?)

I would like to say thank you for totally distracting me from my children and work I really should be working now in fact but am irresistibly drawn to this thread in the hopes of some lovely robporn and fanfic recs.

I had never even heard of fanfic until a few weeks ago and now I have read MOTU twice I finished it and had to read it again then Million Dollar Baby oh and another one where Edward was a recovering alcoholic which was totes good

Anyway thought I would say hello and post now and then if thats ok?

Evening Sparkles. Welcome to the rest of your much improved life. Most of us just post as and when. Go read Clipped Wings and Inked Armor. Enjoy.

Hello sparkles and good on you for delurking

Is the fic you refer to With Teeth? Do you need more recs?

Evil, am curious... Why would I hate Straight guy?

Hi Sparkles! Welcome to the darkside!

Shout if you would like some fics emailed to you.. you should totes read CW&IA next

Thanks for the welcome, I have briefly looked at CW&IA but I think the tattoo-ing put me off

Yes I would love some more fics emailing better set up a porn only email address!

Welcome Sparkleyes: CW&IA is just brilliant - I would give it a chance and if you want some Black Dagger Brotherhood porn just let me know.

Hello Sparkles! Give us your porn-friendly email, and we'll send you some recs....

Thanks, sluts, for your reassurances...feel much better, totes!

Will miss you, Team. Cum back to us....

Eep thought you'd finally been told off - couldn't find you in adult fiction! Had quite a panic.

Where's Team gone?

Hello and welcome, Sparkleyes. I have nothing to offer but myslef. (And word/PDF copies of fics)

One more sleep until work starts again. 12 weeks is too short for summer hols. I won't have enough time for Twislutting.

Hello there, Sparkles! It's always good to get some new blood in here

Also - thank fuck for a work-safe thread title! Now I can use the work computer to visit at lunchtimes again! On the other hand, we will probably be on to a new thread by the time I'm back at work, hoorah!

Mystic - Straight Guy really doesn't strike me as your thing at all. The writing is ordinary, the story is slash (all too graphic slash), and the angst is contrived. However, Edward is hot and the premise is interesting. I think the title is the best bit, really, though.

I'm glad I came out about SGG. I was beginning to think I was missing all the wonderful that everyone else finds in it...

I am a subpar slut. I dont even like the bhrothers. I think you just let me hang out here out of pity

Nah, you are both superpar sluts. Bhrotherlove is not necessary, and this place would be a lot poorer without you. Now stop moping

Welcome sparkles! What floats your boat then?

Rob?

Kellan?

Jackson?

<pats Mystic on head>

And Pootles! How's babyPootles? (Sorry, can't remember if it was an Edward or an Alice

Wow, Neon, Kellan is looking good in that pic! Love the car, too, wonder if it has Betsy-like tendencies... <realises slef will never be able to look at an old-ish car again without having slash thoughts>

Jackson looks like he's thinking "why the fuck is this idiot photographer making me stand in a river? My feet are getting wet".

Mystic, I have had the bhrothers in my inbox for months since Sandy sent them; I can't get past book 1, page 1. We should go off and start our own Twisluts thread. Oh wait...

I'll dry Jackson's feet for him (and any other body parts that might get wet ... )

Jackson behind the scenes photoshoot video. The model, photographer, producer-type bods in this are totes annoying. We don't want to see them FFS.