my best non-naughty fun was seeing ds1's face at Claridges, trying on the child-sized dressing gown and eating the special cookies and sweeties left for him, and watching him 'swimming' in the gigantic marble sunken bath....

Dunno, but Dh was recently given a room in Amsterdam where the bed was designed to take up to 8 people!

He was on a business trip and felt it was wasted on him

All I could think of was, it would be just my luck to end up with 7 snorers....

It was when the receptionist came in later to sort out the video system that really worried me. She turned to me and DW and asked if we intentended to use the bed for 3 people.

I am not making that up. My flabber was UTTERLY ghasted.

DH and I had a cycling holiday , we cycled along the Danube from Germany to Vienna. It was one of those touring packages for cycling softies where they take your suitcases on for you from hotel to hotel. On the last night we ended up in Vienna in a not particularly posh hotel but the room was huuuuuuuge and the bed was gigantic - and it was a purple velvet water bed! DH and I were quite saddle sore after 8 days cycling so did not test out the water bed in the conventional way but, honest to goodness, the room was so gigantic you could take a good run up to the bed and launch yourself on in a flying leap and boing and boing like nobody's business. It was lovely to sleep on too .

Too personal to tell!

We did a pregnancy test in one once and it was positive so that was fun.

quite!

Imagine being the cleaner who had to clean that.

<splutter> at black leather rocking horse and just a bit [ewww]

Cheltenham - right next to Cheltenham Lades College.

Cheltenham is such a genteel place me and DW were totally unprepared for what we saw as we entered the room.

Oh my god, ABD. Which hotel du vin was that? I didn't expect this to turn into a kinky hotel directory, but hey