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penguinmum's creamy fish pie: smoky, seasonal fish in a creamy white sauce with grated, rather than mashed, tatties on top - a meal of the highest comfort-food order.

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Yo baldy, you know that TEN egg tiramisu on your profile

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Well I've got a SEVENTEEN egg christmas cake (mix thereof) on mine.

[7 egg trump]


not that sort of trump
eggs is my subject grin
grin
grin

OBM you are ON FIRE
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 22:48:02
<jingle> that's the ma-gic of muuumsnet!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 22:47:35
<covers eyes>
arf how smoothly we go from eggy trumps to impacted faeces
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 22:42:50
impacted faeces doesn't get close, does it?
EEEEEEUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

That's minging.

How on earth does he poo????
Young man? Young maaaa-aaaan?

Where? Where?

Links not working. Damn!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 22:40:00
ah balls now the link doesn't work. It was a letter from the mother of a young man who ate 20 eggs per day.

They recommended he talk to a nutritionist.
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