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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mum2OliverJames on Wed 19-Nov-08 17:59:31
One day a father is on his way home and suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Ballerina Barbie for £19.95, Astronaut Barbie for £19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls!’
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mum2OliverJames on Wed 19-Nov-08 19:26:42
well i found it funny!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By NosfeRaahhTu on Wed 19-Nov-08 19:27:50
lol!


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