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Any other Peep Show fans? Can we have a favourite quote thread?

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buildalegohouse Mon 18-Aug-14 22:02:10

I'm in hospital and bored out of my mind. An earlier thread got me thinking about favourite moments from Peep Show and since I can't watch at the moment I thought we could share our favourite quotes.

I'll start with, 'I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there's no way that anyone can prove otherwise.'

And, 'Note to self RE: being the Fonz. Mark you are not the Fonz.'

Leaningtoweroflisa Mon 18-Aug-14 22:09:52

I randomly quote super hans if someone says something is more-ish by conversationally telling them that its like crack, it's very more ish too.

I usually get a blank stare at best, I forget most of the people I randomly treat to this weird monologue obviously are not peep show fans. Then I have to explain peep show rather than people thinking I am either totally odd or a not very secretive crack addict...

grin <--- my face on crack obviously

"Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall."

Oh I could be here all day,......... Bloody love Peep Show. grin

Leaningtoweroflisa Mon 18-Aug-14 22:13:12

A) killed thread

B) forgot to say get well soon!


snozzlemaid Mon 18-Aug-14 22:13:30

'Men with ven'.
I love super Hans.

mrsruffallo Mon 18-Aug-14 22:13:49

Love Super Hans! He is my favourite charcter

JustTheRightBullets Mon 18-Aug-14 22:14:13

This crack..... it's a bit moreish...!


piss-kidney is my favourite insult thanks to peep show

Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?


Tigresswoods Mon 18-Aug-14 22:15:00

Ah, I was going to say that the crack was very moorish.

I also like "the bad thing" episode, "no... It was badder than that"

There's a Peep Show quote thing on Twitter you can follow. Priceless.

Tigresswoods Mon 18-Aug-14 22:15:36

"Free the paedos"


Leaningtoweroflisa Mon 18-Aug-14 22:16:15

Dh and I have been quibbling over which box set to watch now that the US office is finished and he has refused to watch orange is the new black (that's too girly apparently).

Peep show it is!

I love super hans and Johnson, both genius characters.

BrianButterfield Mon 18-Aug-14 22:16:22

"Are you trying to trick the boiler?"

KatoPotato Mon 18-Aug-14 22:17:57

Mark trying to guess Sophie's password,

Sex and the city, nope... Ahhh I bet she thinks it's sex IN the city'

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. ' 'Course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

We've got 3 different flavours of crips, it's a picnic.

We also quote "the bad thing" at any opportunity

"Brown for main, white for pudding."

"Clean shirt?"

Yy at oi clean shirt. grin

Hiphopopotamus Mon 18-Aug-14 22:20:14

I frequently text my sister telling her that 'I'm doing the big shop, and I'm doing it brilliantly.'

riverboat1 Mon 18-Aug-14 22:21:22

'If the public will accept me, I'll be Johnson's queen!'

Peep Show is definitely in my top 5 TV shows of all time. So many great characters...Mark and Jeremy of course but also Big Suze, Superhans, Dobby, Johnson...

It's a shame what happened to Sophie's character though, she started out as a sort of everywoman and turned into something awful.

'Why toast when you can roast'

bauhausfan Mon 18-Aug-14 22:21:31

Me and DH have only recently got into Peep Show and it is utterly brilliant. So well written - it's about the only thing on TV at the min that has us in stitches laughing.

CountBapula Mon 18-Aug-14 22:22:06

'If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits.'


You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!

Mark at Jez, re: the turkey. smile

buildalegohouse Mon 18-Aug-14 22:23:20

Thanks Leaning. I would laugh if you dropped that into conversation with me. Love Hans.

'People like Coldplay and voting for the Nazis, you can't trust people, Jez'.

riverboat1 Mon 18-Aug-14 22:23:42

'They ate mummy!'

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