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What's the worst thing you've voluntarily put in your mouth?

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InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:51:21

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Oldraver Fri 15-Aug-14 00:53:02

Cockles....not quite solidified snot

Olives....solidified snot

I would rather eat snot

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:55:28

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A (fresh) tampon soaked in neat vodka. Was part of a uni 'initiation'. The fluff from the tampon was worse than the vodka

GiveTwoSheets Fri 15-Aug-14 00:57:32

Escargots but I was slightly drunk at the time

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:57:32

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InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:59:00

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AngusAndElspethsThistleWhistle Fri 15-Aug-14 01:08:37

Totally agree with cockles. Rubbery little fuckers.

Exactly Incul! It was vile!

NuggetofPurestGreen Fri 15-Aug-14 01:10:31

I thought Gentlemans Relish was some kind of euphemism there. But got confused by the bread and butter reference grin

NuggetofPurestGreen Fri 15-Aug-14 01:11:22

(Have now googled - sounds delicious!)

Ludoole Fri 15-Aug-14 01:12:16

No comment..... grin

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 01:12:44

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InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 01:17:47

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Floop Fri 15-Aug-14 03:37:54

I thought the same Nugget shock

ColdCottage Fri 15-Aug-14 04:11:36

Made myself a cuppa at work and nearly puked at the first gulp. The milk was so off I thought I'd take a swig of rotten fish juices confusedconfusedconfusedconfused

Coughle Fri 15-Aug-14 04:50:06

Dh was licking peanut butter off his fingers and it turned out to be partially baby poo. True story... So he says...

callmekitten Fri 15-Aug-14 05:48:41

Playdoh. It was a dare. Awful awful stuff.

MooseBeTimeForSpring Fri 15-Aug-14 05:49:15

Durian fruit. The bastarding slimy smelly thing repeated on me too, so it didn't taste any better second time around.

Who the fuck looked at it and decided it was worth eating??

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Fri 15-Aug-14 05:59:20

Gbejnet. A Maltese cheese that smells of sheep's piss.

DepressedMom Fri 15-Aug-14 06:03:05

Ten black peppercorns.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams Fri 15-Aug-14 06:08:10

Bitrex - at a health and safety thing. It was horrible. The taste didn't go away for ages.

fuzzpig Fri 15-Aug-14 06:53:51

As a child, thyme sorbet. It was a between-courses thing in a set menu. Palate cleansing my arse hmm

As an adult - a couple of weeks ago in fact - a cinnamon flavoured jelly bean. What idiot decided to put that spicy fucker in a pot of otherwise beautifully fruity sweets?

squirrelweasel Fri 15-Aug-14 06:58:20

Celery, (it tastes of what I imagine mud tastes like) it was vile.

sashh Fri 15-Aug-14 06:59:01

MooseBeTimeForSpring

Ditto.

I had to do it, the Aussies all had, and the kiwis, I was the only brit there and had to do it for my country.

Why does anyone smell that stuff and think, "mmm I'll try that"?

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