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wank badgers, twatbags and weasel scrotums ahoy! its sweary thread number 10 and no more being polite

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Come on in, park your arse and have a good fucking swear you fucks

All welcome as long as you bring the gin and don't report

fucking fuck. today has been fucking horrific for reasons I can't fucking discuss. I can't drink but I have gin to pass round to all in need

icanmakeyouicecream Thu 14-Aug-14 23:46:06

Big fat frothing gaping gash beef kebab cunt lips.

InculKate Thu 14-Aug-14 23:46:26

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InculKate Thu 14-Aug-14 23:46:56

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fucking shitwanking jebends

I like your style people! Keep up the good swearing and here's a brew and cake for you one and hope tomorrows better for you

Welcome in incul, were a friendly bunch really, tad messy with the empty gin bottles but you soon forget they're there!

TomHardysFuckBuddy Fri 15-Aug-14 00:00:59

Nice one Ads like what you've done with the gaff.

<<shakes dog hair off bean bag>>

Now, where the fuck are the vodka buckets?

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:18:53

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InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 00:19:57

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Oooooooo new fred smile

AdoraBell Fri 15-Aug-14 01:53:50

<wonders in with 856791000006 buckes of vodka>

Fuck sake that ^^ was fucking heavy.

You've done a fucking grand job Ads cheersgrin

TomHardysFuckBuddy Fri 15-Aug-14 02:24:50

A g g g gym Incul ? Why? <shudder>

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 02:30:46

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TomHardysFuckBuddy Fri 15-Aug-14 02:53:59

Never been in one, but out of the above,I like the sound of the dressing gown wearing, coffee slurping one smile

Maybe it will turn out to be a good thing?

I actually wouldn't mind a gym membership, would be a good excuse to be on my own for an hour!

Cheers for the buckets Adora grin

InculKate Fri 15-Aug-14 03:01:48

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ColdCottage Fri 15-Aug-14 03:07:11

Sorry to crash but which topic is 'chat' under. Feeling anxious and can't sleep and want to talk. Can't find it on my. iPhone app.
Thank you ladies and gents, sorry OP.

ColdCottage Fri 15-Aug-14 03:08:07

Would please F-ing help me work?wink

cazakstan Fri 15-Aug-14 07:43:13

Thank fuck it's Friday.
Breakfast on me...cunts
<hand around home made chelsea buns and bloody mary's> smile

dustarr73 Fri 15-Aug-14 07:52:03

Well slap my arse and call me cunty.grinJust give the whole fucking bar,its not to early is it.
I have never been in here so please be gentle.

leadrightfoot Fri 15-Aug-14 08:13:47

Fuck a duck it like a bloody race against time to get a pissing docs appt here! 8am on the bloody dot and spots are flying off the rota like a bad attack of the runs. 10:10 rather than the 0830 pot on I wanted grrrrrrrr
<looks round new gaff! sighs nice and homely>
<opens booze bar and evict empty bottles>
<shoves plethora of black bags at passing bin men>
Right cunts
Chat is most easily found (for me) by getting to top of screen of this Fred and there is a cocky linky thing. Otherwise think it is general from the main m and u cold
incul wtf? A gym? Good for you cannot possible comment on uses have broken ankle .... No gym possible ha!
one sounds shite, <grabs gin consumes> hope today is better
ican that was descriptive!

So twat flappers today I have to deal with doctor, deal with daft teleconference and probably mad boss. Bugger. That aside it's a fecking cold grey day .... In August ..... Wtf?

leadrightfoot Fri 15-Aug-14 08:14:29

dustarr here have a sunriser
Top o the morning to you

TomHardysFuckBuddy Fri 15-Aug-14 08:39:03

Morning shite hawks!

duststar grin

I just get to chat through most active cold

lead best of luck with mad boss and crappy conference thingy.

<<wrestles gin drip from lead>> dp has stopped smoking fags and gone onto an ecig thing, so has been giving me dirty looks when I come in from having a fag confused I'm going to give it a go, but not today, today's Friday,a truly shit day to pack in the fags.

Sun is shining here

Morning fanny flaps

Glad you found the place!

lib the newbies were instructed to bring the booze I was too tired to remember

Fucking shit bollock wank its a fucking shit day again, grey and cold!

Off to volunteer down the food bank this morning so catch you cock chobblers laters

LiberalLibertines Fri 15-Aug-14 09:09:36

<slobs back in wearing comfy if tatty old name>

Ah bless you Ads that's a very commendable way to spend your day.

I feel a bit shit,dd has a rotten cold, think I may be succumbing.

Fuck it all, is it time for wine yet? confused

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