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Classy women don't have one night stands

(26 Posts)
Namechangearoonie123 Fri 01-Aug-14 15:40:23

They have auditions.

You didn't make it through to the next round


Audition for me or for them?

alltoomuchrightnow Fri 01-Aug-14 15:54:06


I have never had a ONS, they always came back for more wink

Dumpylump Fri 01-Aug-14 15:56:50

I think they do....they just don't tell.

BeachyKeen Fri 01-Aug-14 16:04:55

wink no ONS, we just take a lover for the season!

Smilesandpiles Fri 01-Aug-14 17:07:11

I LOVE that!

Must remember that for future use.

tweetypot Fri 01-Aug-14 17:08:58

I've tried to have had ONSs but they have come back for more too.


CogitoErgoSometimes Fri 01-Aug-14 17:11:55

Classy women don't stand..... hmm

PossumPoo Fri 01-Aug-14 17:37:45

Me too. I'm now married to my last ONS smile

EatShitDerek Fri 01-Aug-14 17:41:26

I was going stay good job I'm.not classy then grin

callamia Fri 01-Aug-14 17:43:05

Possum, me too.
I tried to have some one might stands, but they always bloody called.

xaphania Fri 01-Aug-14 17:44:09

I ended up married to my attempt at a ONS!

JudysPriest Fri 01-Aug-14 17:49:47

I married my last ONS.

This is why you don't feed them.

PossumPoo Fri 01-Aug-14 18:13:17

Judys could have done with that advice 8 years ago! grin

AngieBolen Fri 01-Aug-14 18:15:47

But sometimes it's the man who doesn't make it through to the next round.....

CornChips Fri 01-Aug-14 18:41:32

I also married my one and only ONS. smile 10 years

Went out for a turkish meal. I moved in that night.

CornChips Fri 01-Aug-14 18:42:12

So.... for those of us who married our ONS... was it a ONS or 'love at first sight'?

AngieBolen Fri 01-Aug-14 18:44:15

CornChips, a one night stand, is for one night only.

Otherwise, it's just moving very fast. grin

CornChips Fri 01-Aug-14 18:48:38

Was meant to be a ONS though. (wonders if DH was just too polite to ask me to leave. He isn't good at confrontation, to be fair.).

xaphania Fri 01-Aug-14 18:49:11

Wouldn't say love at first sight, was a slow burner, and started properly a fair while after the initial ONS.

Still, 14 years on and married 9, never felt the need for any other ONS!

Floop Fri 01-Aug-14 18:50:26

Another one married to a ons.

Floop Fri 01-Aug-14 18:51:25

Corn. Definitely a slow burner. Took me three years from first shag to call him my boyfriend.

W00woo Fri 01-Aug-14 18:54:32

I'm married to my ons too! Funny how life works out isn't it :-)

Nomama Fri 01-Aug-14 18:55:25

Me too - 25 years and counting smile

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