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Ok then. Anyone got an itchy urg to answer some questions?

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1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters?

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML.

3. Can you feel the love tonight?

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first?

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror?
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6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what.

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for?

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there?

9 Can you touch your nose

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced?

11. Where do you stand on coppers?

Tvym.

Ooh. I've forgotten number 12.

blush

MagratsHair Mon 21-Jul-14 19:51:48

1 - am not driving at the mo

2 - A Lakeland gadget for pulling the green bits out of strawberries

3 - Hell yeah baby!

4 - Trees & air

5 - No idea, within the last 30 minutes

6 - Gorgeous gammon

7 - see question 36

8 - 4 placemats, 2 kids cups, a fork & my piano music all been there since this afternoon

9 - Yes with my finger

10 - Fucked out of my face in Glastonbury with Faithless playing

11 - On their heads for preference :D

MagratsHair Mon 21-Jul-14 19:52:17

*question 3

BertieBotts Mon 21-Jul-14 19:54:02

I don't have a car or any drawers in my kitchen, unless you count the vegetable drawer in the fridge (which contains drinks rather than vegetables, because it freezes things)

3. Hmm, yes, DH has actually initiated conversation and asked my opinion on something tonight. A rare feat for us!

4. Hot earth scorched by rain. <poetic>

5. 19:11 (I am an hour ahead of you)

6. Sizzling schnitzel and potatoes with pepper sauce.

7. Who knows? There's not much in stretching distance so I'll have to get up.

8. More than I thought. Two upside down chairs which DH put there yesterday evening so he could put the robot hoover down but then didn't. A folder which DS was using to hide his cards while playing Go Fish. A playstation controller and TV remote left by DS when he went to bed. A dungeons and dragons box set which DH carelessly spread everywhere when unwrapping when he got home from work.

9. Yep

10. Muse live at Edinburgh 2006

11. I like the cute 1 euro cent ones.

AtYourCervix Mon 21-Jul-14 19:54:18

1. No

2. DH

3. No

4. Lavender

5. About a week ago

6. Fancy fajita

7. Wine

8. About a thousand. Been there months. Not mine so I'm not doing it.

9. Yes

10. Olympics 2012

11.pointless annoying and heavy.

sassytheFIRST Mon 21-Jul-14 19:55:12

1. No, but letters are YKN so I call the car Yukon in my head.
2. Bread maker (on side, not drawers)
3. Hmmm, probably, if I try
4. Honeysuckle
5.Can see one now
6. Chicken, chips, condiments (and salad)
7. Promised to fish some dropped photos out from behind daughters cabin bed. Once her room is tidy.
8. None. <smug>
9. Yes... And with my tongue. Not with me elbow.
10. INXS at wembley, 1990
11 coins? A nuisance. Police? V pleased we have them grin

Psypher Mon 21-Jul-14 19:56:23

1) No, too many 'K's.
2) Juicer. Too difficult to wash and sadly not from JML.
3) Yes I can and if it continues, I shall call the police.
4) Grass. Of the horticultural variety, not the 'other' variety...
5) 18.14 and 36 seconds
6) Toast. Tasty, Temperate Toast.
7) Personal fulfilment.
8) 4, slightly over a week.
9) Yes. With both hands, both feet but not my tongue.
10) Seeing Joe Pasquale in Oxford Street, eating pineapple.
11) At the Copper Standing One Stop Shop - For all your copper-standing needs......

Ohbollocksandballs Mon 21-Jul-14 19:58:01

1. I cannot.

2. One of those mechanical cheese graters.

3. Not particularly.

4. Bbqs

5. 19:55pm
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6. Tasty Thai trump inducing curry.

7. Probably the bog roll.

8. I don't have a kitchen table!

9. Yes

10. The prodigy

11. Never there when you go 2p over at the pump.

eandh Mon 21-Jul-14 19:58:51

1) end of plate is umd - useless male driver if male driving?
2) Apple corer think mum probably got it for me from better ware
3) no as dd's both annoying me being loud and dh snoozing as left for work at 3.30am
4) ummm fresh air possibly the wage from river at end of the road
5) at 6.32 pm when I got out of shower
6) jacket potato huge mixed salad and turkey breast
7) my drink or possibly phone if friend replies to text
8) none I can't stand mess or things not being away
9) with my finger yes any other body part probably not!
10) apart from giving birth (was a live event) my first concert aged 12 smash hits poll winners party I thought I was so cool or the night dh and I sat up on our honeymoon to watch the sun rise on a Caribbean beach
11) coppers as in the coin or the police? Hate copper coins Bain of my life at work (banking)

BitchyVstheUFOs Mon 21-Jul-14 20:02:48

1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters?
Probably

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML.
A tin that makes shaped christmas cakes

3. Can you feel the love tonight?
No ds is aspie we are in end of term hell. No deaths, injurys of proprty damage is a good day.

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first?
Lavendar

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror?
10 secs ago cos i looked up. not looked in it though

6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what.
Chocolate chips that never made it into cookies blush

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for?
Physio exercises. Bendy stuff.

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there?
Too many and too long

9 Can you touch your nose
yes

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced?
attending the commonwealth games many years ago

11. Where do you stand on coppers?
It is not adviseable to stand on coppers they don't like it!

I can spell funky.
No sad unloved gadget, we don't even have a toasty maker.
No I can't feel the love I just feel hot and sweaty
I would smell honeysuckle and summer jasmine.
I really don't know.
Erm erm erm a peck of peppers confused
Tangfastics
None, it's is clean and tidy, unlike the rest of the house.
Yes but not with my toungue
Flaming lips or the chili peppers Hyde park.
I like the shiny ones.

PhantomTollbooth Mon 21-Jul-14 20:07:49

Can you make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters

My car is called MILK.
Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JM.

An ice cream maker.

Can you feel the love tonight?

I can always feel the love pulsating in the corner of my sitting room

If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first?

A Zaluskianskya climbing plant around the back door.

Exactly what time did you last see a mirror

A minute ago and I was appalled to see how brown my face is after a weekend in the sun- despite sunblock. I never allow my face to tan.
.
Please describe what you last ate with alliteration

Fulsome Fish, fairly fresh.

What will be the next thing you stretch for

My book - a galley of the new Rachel Joyce book, sequel to 'Harold Fry'

.*How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there*

Three notebooks, a Kindle, a diary, four pens and five coloured pencils, a local paper, Times Sunday magazines, a press itinerary, a packet of Hot Tamales and a packet of Marlboro. They have been there since last night when we returned home from a press junket.

Can you touch your nose

Yes- with both hands and my feet.

* What was the most memorable live event you have experienced*

I have seen Led Zep, The Stones, Bowie and The Who live and stood in the wings at a Chili Peppers gig. I also went to Live Aid. They would all be up there.

Where do you stand on coppers

On a bit that is well padded.

Rainicorn Mon 21-Jul-14 20:08:27

1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters?

Yes, my car is called Vinny because that's what his reg spells.

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML.

Tefal electric grater. Shite.

3. Can you feel the love tonight?

No, I can feel the heat

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first?

Roses from my front garden, newly painted fence (not mine) from the back

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror?

This morning, brushing my teeth
.
6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what.

Blue cheese and ritz crackers, couldn't be bothered to cook

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for?

I stretch for nothing

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there?

A squillionty thousand

9 Can you touch your nose

With my hand yes, tongue no

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced?

Take That, the reunion tour

11. Where do you stand on coppers?

They leave my hands smelling bad if I hold them too long

Paddingtonthebear Mon 21-Jul-14 20:14:06

1. Can you make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters? NO CAR

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML. SLOW COOKER

3. Can you feel the love tonight? NOT REALLY

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first? ??? THE ROAD SMELL

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror? ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO
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6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what.
SPICY PASTA

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for? MY DRINK

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there? NONE!

9 Can you touch your nose YES

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced? READING 99

11. Where do you stand on coppers? THEY ARE ALRIGHT

OnlyLovers Mon 21-Jul-14 20:14:23

1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters?
No car, sorry

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML. Meat thermometer. Not a euphemism.

3. Can you feel the love tonight? No, just the pasta hangover. Snore ...

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first? Sweaty workman

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror? 19.55
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6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what. Pasta. It was faster. Than making something fancy - er.

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for? Hand cream

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there? A billion. Papers. Bills. Pens that don't work. Small coins covered in fluff. Sunglasses. Sun cream. A press pass from the 2012 Olympics. They've probably all been there since about then.

9 Can you touch your nose Hang on ... yep, did it. What now?

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced? Prince at the O2. Dolly Parton doing Little Sparrow a capella at Wembley. The flamenco dancer dancing for her life at Sadlers Wells. Pina Bausch dancing in Cafe Muller, not long before she died.

11. Where do you stand on coppers They start awfully young these days.

blueskiesandflowers Mon 21-Jul-14 20:16:04

1 no
2 cheese toaster
3 yes
4 barbecue someone else's
5 7pm
6 pizza
7 fanta
8 1 thing 10 mins
9 with tongue no
10 wedding and children
11 hate

fitflopqueen Mon 21-Jul-14 20:19:48

1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters?

no last one spelt rooney though

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML.

Slow cooker - not as good as slow cooking in bottom oven

3. Can you feel the love tonight?

No

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first?

Roses at french door

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror?

About 5ish
.
6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what.

Chicken Naans from takeaway as too hot here to cook

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for?

Glass of water in front of me

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there?

None - kids cleared up

9 Can you touch your nose

Not with tongue

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced?

NYE at Sydney harbour 2013

11. Where do you stand on coppers?

Depends what sort, save in jar or be very polite

1) No, don't have a car

2) No kitchen drawers

3) Oh yes, I love tea!

4) SoMuch's dinner cooking

5) Just now, there's one in my portakabin

6) BossyRoss's buns

7) The kettle

8) The biscuits. Preferably in my stomach.

9) Most definitely not! I'm a plastic Playmo person! Our arms don't bend...

10) Hmm, toss up between the Playmo Royal Wedding and the PlaymOlympics...

11) If it's a 2p piece, about in the middle. If you are talking about police, well Cuthbert, Hubert and Michael the beach policeman are some of my best friends.

1. No im carless
2. Does a lurpak whisk count? Bought loads of the stuff to collect them stupid codes. Its been used once. I use a tiny one I nicked from my mams.
3. No love here!
4. Pipe smoke from my neighbour
5. After 7 when I got out the bath.
6. Mourish mushrooms
7. Towels and clothes have been there a day. Plates I was supposed to give back to my dad that sit on the microwave about 2 month.
8. Yes
9. Labour
10. As in police or money. Police I feel uncomfortable around like ive done something wrong when I haven't. Money I collect coppers in a jar along with 5ps because there not allowed in my purse. I have to organise the money in my purse.

Ahh ive done it wrong.

Mamaries Are Useful.

A Whisk

No love available

Bonfire smoke

Mirror view at 5pm

Aldi Salad bowl with pork pies,jersey royal potatoes ,roast chicken &
cheese.
Was yummy!!!

Getting out of chair stretch

4 dirty plates from tea, been there 2 hours

Yes, nose is still attached

So many special events +2 child births

On their big feet, Vicar is ace!!! She is a plod. smile

FeministStar Mon 21-Jul-14 20:35:19

1. No
2. Pasta maker
3. No
4. Lillies
5. About 11am
6. Pretty pathetic pizza
7. A drink of squash
8. We don't have a kitchen table
9. If I could be bothered
10. Can't recall one
11. In the DCs bedroom when they have been emptying their piggy banks

settingsitting Mon 21-Jul-14 20:37:01

Only going to answer some.
1. Yes definitely. It more or less happens to spell a well known phrase of the county I live in.
2. Pretty sure I still have a vegetable chopper lying around somewhere.
3. Yes!
4. Not saying. It relates to the business we have and might out me.
5. 10 minutes ago.
6. Boring potato

YouGeorgeBernardMate Mon 21-Jul-14 20:39:12

1. Can yiu make a funky phrase from your car's registration letters? Nope, sorry!

2. Which sad useless gadget is lying unused, after the initial love-in, in your kitchen drawers? Extra points if from JML. A melon baller.

3. Can you feel the love tonight? Yeah, the cat's licking me!

4. If you stepped outside right now, what would you smell first? Honeysuckle and leeks.

5. Exactly what time did you last see a mirror? This morning. Hell, what do I look like now?!
.
6. Please describe what you last ate with alliteration, what. Hmmm.

7.What will be the next thing you stretch for? G&T.

8.How many objects need putting away that are currently on the kitchen table? What are they and how long have they been there? Lots of cups and saucers, since this morning.

9 Can you touch your nose. Yep!

10. What was the most memorable live event yiu have experienced? Springsteen in concert.

11. Where do you stand on coppers? Tuppences, on the floor. Policemen, they're cool most of the time.

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