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Fuck! It's sweary thread 9/not as polite as before thread.

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LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 13:42:29

Pull up a bean bag and a bucket of vodka.

All welcome to vent, rant or just swear in a comfy environment.

No reporting though, that would make you a cunt.

Great job Libs!

<pats top of Libs purple head>

Oooooof that sounds ruuuude blush

grin

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 13:48:34

<sits down with vodka>

Still trying to wake DS here. My dog needs better walks, I just rush round to the local park with her, she would walk for miles.

Great job Libs!

<pats top of Libs purple head>

How the fuck did I post that twice!? I think my fone is a pervert...

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 13:52:19

Alright gin enough of the patting, you're frizzing my purple head hmm

Least she goes out Diary these two NEVER go out of the garden, they're big as well, should be against the law.

I'm starving, Chuck us a buttie Diary

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 13:54:55

<passes round bacon butties>

Oooh another porky delight.

<shoves buttie in gob to prevent more waffling>

While we are the subject of food. Any suggestions for tea? I was going to do cottage pie but the mince is still frozen.

<whacks block of mince off bench>

hmm

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:03:17

What have you got in gin? Corn beef hash?

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:04:35

I've got a chicken carcass in the fridge, am sick of fucking soup, so don't know what to do with the fucker.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 14:08:38

We are having Pizza tonight, I have a ready made macaroni cheese, which is out of date angry I detest wasting food. I'm watching this new thing on ITV about Life Coaches. I think its replacing super nanny's programme

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:10:09

It's not that weird looking couple that cure phobias is it Diary? confused

Hmm I could do hash I suppose. I have the ingredients.

Cheers Libs

According to DS 35 is nearly 1001 so therefore I am really old.

hmm

He is back to school tomorrow. He pulled a fast 1 this morning and I fell for it it transpires.

<watches DS bounce around room>

Oh god yes they are weird they were on JK this morning. At least they have each other because they scare the shite out of me. More so her admittedly. confused

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 14:13:24

Yes, The Speakmans. confused

My brother I on holiday atm so we are watching his 2 dogs, one ate his phone on Saturday night and that's them having 3 walks per day + visits, naughty pup, I wonder what else they will eat this week

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:22:33

My brother jumped in a lake pissed on Saturday night, with his iPhone 5s in his pocket. confused

How do you think the speakmans met? Some website for strange looking phobia curers? They were made for each other weren't they?!

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 14:25:09

Ha! Brothers eh?

Yeah this couple look like they were born for each other. They would scare me I think.

Surprise!!!!!

You would shit though if they burst through your door. There enough to give a fucking phobia!

Well I managed 15 mins of them and had to switch it off. Too cheesy for me.

I don't doubt they are good at their job but I cannot watch it.

<irritated>

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 14-Jul-14 14:56:56

Well that was a waste of an hour I'll never get back. grin

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:56:57

I'm a phobia curer phobic hmm

LiberalLibertines Mon 14-Jul-14 14:58:00

Soaps are back to normal tonight....hahaa dp your football reign is at an end.

What got me Wimpy she couldn't leave the house in fear of being sick. So how come she had a tattoo? She must have left the house long enough at some point to get that done? confused

I haven't watched the soaps in ages. I have no clue as to what is going on in them.

Paaaaaat was still ruling the Easties roost the last time I saw that. But I do know who Tamwar is Libs wink

<reminds Libs of non exciting tryst>

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