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Shut the fuck up you annoying bitch

(34 Posts)

Adult pissed woman bouncing on giraffe bouncy castle in street behind. Squealing and carrying on like an excitable piglet.

Not heard one peep from a child though it's a child's party but the silly mare just won't shut up!

It's been 4 fucking hours - go home for a snooze

Yama Sat 28-Jun-14 18:58:49

Dearie me, the poor weans.

Acciosanity Sat 28-Jun-14 19:00:03

Hose pipe over the fence?

StickyEmInTheRibs Sat 28-Jun-14 19:02:33

So the kids quiet and the adults making a noise! Random.
Supposed to be the other way round??!

chuch her some tena ladies

People get that pissed at kids parties?!

I think she thinks she's cool. She's wearing a very tight dress and her tits are bouncing like crazy - very Doreen.

It's a posh house too, she's not the owner wink

She's proper hammered

RudyMentary Sat 28-Jun-14 19:11:18

Brilliant - love it!

It will end in tears - mark my words

Icelollycraving Sat 28-Jun-14 19:16:56

I suspect she won't be invited again.
I remember a friend taking her ds to a party. She got v v glammed up as she took the invite as a great excuse to party. The other mums all looked her up & down hmm & I suspect she got hammered.

Euphemia Sat 28-Jun-14 19:22:14

I was in Brantano today and there was a woman in the kids' section whose voice could literally be heard the length of the shop.

"Look at your SHOES! Show me your SHOES! Let the lady see your SHOES! Aren't they lovely SHOES?! Let me see your SHOES!"

hmm

I was ready to make her wear the fecking SHOES all bloody day, run after the bloody Commonwealth baton in them until 6pm, THEN come back and talk to me about LOVELY BASTARD SHOES!!!!

angry

Kudos to her for not puking or pissing herself

LiberalLibertines Sat 28-Jun-14 19:24:56

There's time yet.

Her dc must be cringing confused

Finola1step Sat 28-Jun-14 19:25:54

Oh it's going to end badly. Keep us updated OP

ThursdayLast Sat 28-Jun-14 19:27:57

very Doreen

Hahahahahahahaha grin

TheReluctantCountess Sat 28-Jun-14 19:29:38

Stand in the garden and shout at her to shut up.

NorbertDentressangle Sat 28-Jun-14 19:53:29

She'll get tired and emotional soon and will have a melt-down over something trivial resulting in her embarrassed husband and children having to remove her.

Do keep us updated as it beats the world cup!

How old is the child whose birthday it is?

loveliesbleeding1 Sat 28-Jun-14 20:00:39

Go and start filming, you could make an easy £250 from you've been framed.

Xcountry Sat 28-Jun-14 20:06:46

I salute you Laurie, this sentence enters my brain at least once every few hours when I find myself in the general public.

NormaSwilley Sat 28-Jun-14 20:08:44

I thought this thread was going to be about Jo Whiley.

Ohhelpohnoitsa Sat 28-Jun-14 20:16:39

[GRIN] normas I concur wholeheartedly.

Nancy66 Sat 28-Jun-14 20:17:18

A very cruel person might film it and upload to Youtube

Ohhelpohnoitsa Sat 28-Jun-14 20:17:20

Hey. grin

Ha! grin or fucking Lara del Rey , what a durge!!

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