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Shit Estate Agent, just wow.

(52 Posts)
GayByrne Tue 17-Jun-14 23:07:36
OwlCapone Tue 17-Jun-14 23:10:59

Oh, they are wonderful. What on earth was the estate agent thinking??

Mintyy Tue 17-Jun-14 23:11:05

Ha haaaaa! My favourite is def. number 20 grin

HansieLove Tue 17-Jun-14 23:11:53

He likes corners, doesn't he?

Does quantity make up for quality?

LuckyLuckyMe Tue 17-Jun-14 23:12:34

It's awful but to be fair it must have been hard to take a good photo with all the clutter.

Cocolepew Tue 17-Jun-14 23:13:20


SecretWitch Tue 17-Jun-14 23:14:15

I will take the little black dog but not the scary severed head thingy.


AnyFucker Tue 17-Jun-14 23:14:29

Did nobody advise the vendors to tidy up a little bit ? The grubby towels hanging about look minging. I don't think even Annie Leibovitz could make that abode look appealing as it stands...

AnyFucker Tue 17-Jun-14 23:14:58

< hopes the house doesn't belong to OP > grin

21 is the worst. Who needs a picture of a blank wall and an open door?

BiscuitMillionaire Tue 17-Jun-14 23:16:19

That has made me cry laughing. Each one is worse than the last. They even got the dog in!

BiscuitMillionaire Tue 17-Jun-14 23:16:41

Prob rented to students

dietcokeandcadburys Tue 17-Jun-14 23:17:24

Fucking hell, which estate agent thinks "and now I'll just take a photo of this door handle with the pile of crap in the corner, that'll definitely sell this house"

GayByrne Tue 17-Jun-14 23:17:47


Defo not my house AnyFucker!!

My house photos were so nice, I wondered why we were moving!

It's obviously a tenanted property, someone lives there who doesn't give a fuck about it selling.

I like the dog too.

It's as if the agent is selling things inside the house, not the actual house, IYSWIM? Idiots. I'd be so fucked off if I were the vendor. How did they sign off on that crud?

passmethewineplease Tue 17-Jun-14 23:18:07

Bloody awful. And they get paid for that?!

Someone I know lives in that road, I wonder what number it is? Never been to their house.

GayByrne Tue 17-Jun-14 23:19:10

Am trying desperately to read what's written in droves in photo 5 on the wall...can anyone make it out?!

WildThong Tue 17-Jun-14 23:20:36

What is that orange handle thing stuck to the shower panel. It looks like a suction attachment for moving glass, they must have forgotten to fit a proper handle.

Beemer30 Tue 17-Jun-14 23:21:19

I think given the name of the agent selling it and the fact they are not local there is a good chance that these photos were probably taken by the vendors not an actual agent.

Doinmummy Tue 17-Jun-14 23:21:19

Why are there 2 loos next to each other pic 14 confused

Doinmummy Tue 17-Jun-14 23:23:02

Scrub that ! it's a reflection blush

GayByrne Tue 17-Jun-14 23:23:09

Mirror doing?!!

I feel like Fr Ted in that sketch with Dougal..."small...far away...".

GayByrne Tue 17-Jun-14 23:23:30


Doinmummy Tue 17-Jun-14 23:24:40


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