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not in the mood

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charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 08:50:14

I'm at home today with 20 month old. Have to stay in as waiting for a couple of deliveries.

Yesterday afternoon I got the coil fitted, and I've got bad period type pains today

Also yesterday I got blood test results back, telling me I have high levels of carbon monoxide in my blood. Totally self inflicted through smoking. So I haven't had a cig since yesterday morning. Craving like mad now

Trying to think of ways to amuse little one. At the moment he is playing with a shoe box and some old letters. He's bored with all his toys. He'll be bored of this game within 5 min.

I am so tired and grumpy I just want to cry. My poor ds, his mummy just isn't in the mood and can't snap out of it

Feel free to give me a virtual slap, people.

EatShitDerek Wed 14-May-14 08:53:12

I'd be cabbaged on the sofa. I was thinking if getting the coil but it terrifies me.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 08:55:27

Okay, he is bored of the shoebox letterbox and is climbing all over my body

Eatshit I was able to cabbage on sofa for less than 10 min.


EatShitDerek Wed 14-May-14 08:58:40

Get a big bag if chocolate buttons. Everytime he comes towards you throw a button.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 08:59:51

He's now throwing his toys in a temper as I'm ignoring him. I just haven't the energy.

Eatshit, getting the coil wasn't particularly pleasant but I hope it'll be worth it so I don't have to think about taking / forgetting to take the pill. So relieved it's been done, I've put it off for so long.

Just want a cig so bad.

And for my boy to play on his own for a bit. Even peppa won't calm him. Why today, little man? You're usually so mellow!!

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 09:02:24

If I had a bag of chocolate buttons I would've scoffed the lot by now.

haha funny image though. I'll have to check the cupboards for chocolate (or "Cock" as my ds calls it blush )

stinkysox Wed 14-May-14 10:29:37

Are you going cold turkey? I got an ecig 2 months ago and haven't picked up a cig since. Not even wanted one.

HotSauceCommittee Wed 14-May-14 10:37:14

Give him the peg bag, have some ibuprofen and a strong coffee.

If you can get out for a spin round the park after that, you'll be laughing (?) <hopeful question mark>

amy757 Wed 14-May-14 10:39:23

Ha ha that's strange mine call choc cock too

amy757 Wed 14-May-14 10:39:25

Ha ha that's strange mine call choc cock too

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 10:40:47

Put him down for early nap. I'm now having a cig. Feel really stressed out.

I just want to curl up in bed all day on my own.

The delivery I'm waiting for is a play house for ds, so hopeful it will arrive before he wakes, and he'll have something new to play with.

It's such a beautiful day and I just don't feel like going out. Feel guilty

yy to e cig.

This is the longest ive been without a fag in 15 years.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 10:41:58

And I know I'm stupid for giving in to the nicotine. My d cig ran out and I have zero willpower today

amy757 Wed 14-May-14 10:45:29

Ha ja mine calls choc cock too

amy757 Wed 14-May-14 10:45:31

Ha ja mine calls choc cock too

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 10:47:31

Just come in from cig and found THIS on sitting room floor. I want to cry. Fucking cat.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 10:56:52

Someone please help me see the funny side to all this. I used to have a sense of humour!

Ichneesanshee Wed 14-May-14 11:18:57

Something positive....Um - at least the bird isn't flapping round the room crapping everywhere?!

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 11:33:37

Ha yes there is that although as I picked it up with the dustpan I map convinced it would comeback to life. Bloody hate having to dispose of them. It's the second one today. The cat is on a killing spree. Nothing for nearly a year and now this!

Koothrapanties Wed 14-May-14 12:16:11

If it helps, when I glanced at the picture I thought it was a shit. At least the cat didn't shit on your floor?

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 12:28:38


incidentally my ds did a particularly loose stool earlier, took meetings nappy when I wasn't looking, and it went all over the floor

It's just one of those days.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 12:29:09

Fucking predictive text

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Wed 14-May-14 15:20:29

Bird number 3. Luckily I got to it before ds. Stress levels rising.

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