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What to ask siri?

(27 Posts)

Ds2 has just got an iphone (my brothers old one) and he wants to ask Siri things that will give silly answers.

I saw a thread the other day and I can't find it now.


MirandaWest Sun 11-May-14 18:27:12

What does the fox say?

Do you love me?

Who let the dogs out?

OwlCapone Sun 11-May-14 18:27:46

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

There are several different answers.

InspirationFailed Sun 11-May-14 18:28:11

My DS likes to ask Siri to sing him a song, he has to argue with him a bit before he gives in and sings though

OwlCapone Sun 11-May-14 18:28:44

It's also worth telling Siri to call you, say, Master.

Dd1(8) is laughing out loud at these. Ds2 has a big smile (12)

allisgood1 Sun 11-May-14 18:33:19

Tell her to tell you a story. You may have to insist.

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Sun 11-May-14 18:34:24

I have an iPhone, how do I find Siri on it? (Gimmer)

Gileswithachainsaw Sun 11-May-14 18:35:35

If nothing sticks to Teflon. How does Teflon stick to the pan

Coconutty Sun 11-May-14 18:35:45

Why are fire engines red

Blondiebrownie Sun 11-May-14 18:36:17


Love them!!!

Press and hold the circle button until it beeps then speak.

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Sun 11-May-14 18:41:32

Thanks helpme! Never knew it existed smile hours of fun ahead of me now!

JustSquirted Sun 11-May-14 18:42:08

Push and hold the round button to get Siri, IDo

IDoAllMyOwnStunts Sun 11-May-14 18:43:44

It just keeps trying to find people in my contacts list, am I doing something wrong?confused

MyLeftElbow Sun 11-May-14 19:09:59

Siri calls me "Queen of Everything" grin

I think it depends on what you ask it? I asked it something and it said calling ds1

OwlCapone Sun 11-May-14 22:22:49

Saying "I'm tired" gets a few different responses.

slithytove Sun 11-May-14 22:26:06

Please sing me a song.

Very clever answer.

Passmethecrisps Sun 11-May-14 22:27:06

Siri understands almost nothing I say. I try all these things expecting a numerous response and all I get is "I didn't catch that" or crap from the web. Makes me most cross

Rachie1986 Sun 11-May-14 22:36:27

Love the song and story ones!

the story one was brilliant. they loved it. thanks

LewScroose Mon 12-May-14 11:46:17

Do you have an iPhone 4s or later Ido? iPhone 4 doesn't have Siri

LewScroose Mon 12-May-14 11:47:00

Sorry misread!

Siri works better if there is no background noise. Background noise seems to confuse him / her / it.

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