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Things you never hear a MNetter say.

(282 Posts)
Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Tue 25-Feb-14 15:25:26

You know, the Daily Mail talks a lot of sense.
<runs off having lobbed the hand grenade>

Anonymai Tue 25-Feb-14 15:28:03

Ooh, let's get tickers, bbz!

Ur bubs hun.

StumbledintoMayhem Tue 25-Feb-14 15:30:29

Oh I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

MisguidedAngel Tue 25-Feb-14 15:30:43

Yes, obviously IABVU - thank you so much for pointing it out.

Welcome all trolls, take a seat and make yourself cumfy

WallyBantersJunkBox Tue 25-Feb-14 15:32:42

I'm sure it was just a one off shag on a lonely business trip. You should forgive him.

Mrswellyboot Tue 25-Feb-14 15:33:05

I was so delighted to receive a wedding invitation this morning requesting money, phew! Saves me running about for a present

HellomynameisIcklePickle Tue 25-Feb-14 15:33:30

Lmao!!!! Xxxxxx

DaleyBump Tue 25-Feb-14 15:34:14

I would love a Fruit Shoot right about now.

EmotionalCrotch Tue 25-Feb-14 15:35:29

Please do not LTB think of how happy your DC will be knowing your DH has given them another set of siblings

WhoWasThatMaskedWoman Tue 25-Feb-14 15:38:03

Astronomy, astrology, it's basically the same thing.

Allalonenow Tue 25-Feb-14 15:39:04

The use of porn can often enrich a relationship, cut your man some slack.

SoleSource Tue 25-Feb-14 15:39:09

Nice boobs. (breast feeding pics)

BulletForMySandwich Tue 25-Feb-14 15:39:13

Actually I love shopping in tesco - LOVE IT!

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara Tue 25-Feb-14 15:40:20

Mooncups are shit.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Tue 25-Feb-14 15:40:29

I've listened very carefully to all your comments.
I have completely changed my mind. You were right all along.
Thank you so much for putting me straight.

No, I dont mind at all what you put in your trolley. None of my business.

EmotionalCrotch Tue 25-Feb-14 15:40:45

Greggs are giving away free sausage rolls for MNers!!!

spindoctorofaethelred Tue 25-Feb-14 15:41:14

I saw this really amusing picture on facebook today, and I thought its patronising cliches were really insightful. I definitely didn't hide the friend who shared it.

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara Tue 25-Feb-14 15:41:19

P&C parking spaces are fair game.

DailyBread Tue 25-Feb-14 15:42:23

We have a problem with immigration in this country.

MNters would rather put their glass bottles in the general waste bin than admit they think this.

AlpacaLypse Tue 25-Feb-14 15:43:11

Princess and Chardonnay are both lovely names for a little girl.

Amrapaali Tue 25-Feb-14 15:43:35

Reading levels? What reading levels?

EmotionalCrotch Tue 25-Feb-14 15:43:37

I love Katie Hopkins. She is my best friend.

as fucking if

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