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Haiku game

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AGoodPirate Fri 31-Jan-14 14:14:53

Write a haiku on the subject named above. Then name the next subject for the poster below.

Ok I will begin. I want one about... condensation.

Tiny water drops
Hang like jewels on the glass
Now my house has mould

For the next subject, umm... biscuits .

NomDeClavier Fri 31-Jan-14 14:24:46

Oh silly Gordon,
Why could you not answer
The question we asked?

Next topic - carpets

Covering the floor
Plain or patterned, it's ok
Keep play-doh away!

Next topic - dinosaurs (suggestion from DS2!)

Suddengeekgirl Fri 31-Jan-14 15:00:42

They are all long gone
Dinosaurs are now extinct
Not hiding in beds!

Next topic....... Baby wipes

AGoodPirate Fri 31-Jan-14 15:10:07

Baby led weaning.
Why did I not buy Karndean?
Walls, carpet, horror.

Next: Thighs.

AGoodPirate Fri 31-Jan-14 15:10:59

Sorry! Child interrupted poetry there and I got behind!

Rippling of shorts
and quads start pumping
rugby brings joy.

Soap Operas

PedlarsSpanner Fri 31-Jan-14 15:15:12

chubby wee baby
cheesy grin, wipe ye down but
small snack for later

next topic: mist

DuPainDuVinDuFromage Fri 31-Jan-14 15:19:31

Creeping from the sea
It engulfs the queue of cars
On the way to work

Next topic: Friday night

PedlarsSpanner Fri 31-Jan-14 15:23:17

week comes to an end
languid, strolls home the teen boy
describes weekend plans

Next: cake

TiggyOBE Fri 31-Jan-14 15:23:50

Friday's party night!
Shaz, Trace, Em, Claire, Bev, Big Liz.
2 pants between them.

Netx, Cheese.

TiggyOBE Fri 31-Jan-14 15:24:52

Oops, too slow to post.
I'll try much harder next time.
Please all excuse me.

DuPainDuVinDuFromage Fri 31-Jan-14 15:33:59

Cheese: delicious in
All its forms. But now I'm up-
Duffed, it makes me sick.


I like your apology haiku Tiggy!

Next: cake, as suggested by Pedlar, because it got missed

TiggyOBE Fri 31-Jan-14 15:39:51

Pink and yellow squares
Of all the cakes in the world
Battenburg is King.

Next: Mud.

madmomma Fri 31-Jan-14 15:40:47

coffee morning cake,
soft sweet icing down my chin
sugar rush
next; gin

happygirl87 Fri 31-Jan-14 15:44:38

Gordon�s or Bombay
I don�t care, just as long as
The tonic�s not flat!

Next: theatre

AtYourCervix Fri 31-Jan-14 15:53:43

Oh my god the mud!
Tracked onto beds and carpets
On Big Dogs Big Feet

Shaky Fri 31-Jan-14 16:05:01

A place to see a show
Or to have your appendix out
Where punch and July have a row

Next - fish fingers

DoctorTwo Fri 31-Jan-14 16:27:15

Fish have no fingers
They leave no prints in the sea
Some fin to ponder

DoctorTwo Fri 31-Jan-14 16:27:52

Next topic: a nice view

AGoodPirate Fri 31-Jan-14 20:08:40

The bench faces out
Over the wide open bay
A loving grandma

Next: flouncing

WitchWay Fri 31-Jan-14 20:36:01

Nose held in the air
Face pink with indignation
I flounce through the door

Next Cats & Dogs

NomDeClavier Fri 31-Jan-14 20:42:42

Faithful companions
and proud, disdainful house-guests.
Constant emnity

Next: coughs and colds

TiggyOBE Fri 31-Jan-14 23:25:45

The germs infect you
The pills and tissues don't work
Snot sprays all around

Next: Jim Davidson.

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