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I just farted and it smelled of SMOKE??

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QOFE Mon 20-Jan-14 20:49:16

Kind of like bonfire smoke, with a tinge of burning tyres. I have checked and I don't seem to be on fire anywhere confused

I had nothing out of the ordinary for dinner - leek and lemon risotto with tomato salad, and some cherry yoghurt afterwards.

I just asked DP, who as our resident fart expert should know all about this sort of thing, and he shook his head, sighed, and claimed to be "speechless".

QOFE Tue 21-Jan-14 13:38:26

Farting, mostly grin

Beeyump Tue 21-Jan-14 11:02:05

What does being resident fart expert entail? grin

CiderBomb Tue 21-Jan-14 10:57:44

A few times recently I've farted and it smelt exactly like manure, you know like in the summer when you can smell muck spreading.

DidoTheDodo Tue 21-Jan-14 10:48:58

Are you a hunka hunka burning love?

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh Tue 21-Jan-14 10:47:24


Misspixietrix Mon 20-Jan-14 22:39:16

grin at Chairmanwow

ChairmanWow Mon 20-Jan-14 22:23:14

Well there's your answer. That was no fart, that was burning pant you could smell.

marie2013 Mon 20-Jan-14 22:20:45

I knew this thread would make me laugh as soon as I read the title lol

QOFE Mon 20-Jan-14 22:20:39

No major lies. Unless you count telling 3 yo DS that he had finished his selection box when in fact there was a freddo and a crunchie left, that I ate blush

QOFE Mon 20-Jan-14 22:18:06

Carrots make feet and beak. A slice with a v cut out, slice for feet, v for beak. I could never be arsed with all that kerfuffle myself, but they were cute. And tasty.

ChairmanWow Mon 20-Jan-14 22:15:30

Have you told any lies recently thus causing your pants to be on fire?

Misspixietrix Mon 20-Jan-14 22:05:54

How do you make penguins from olives and cream cheese? <gets that bit> but where do the carrots go? maybe its the last of the pizza finding its way through? Was it chargrilled. Sorry. grin.

BumgrapesofWrath Mon 20-Jan-14 21:50:31

Seriously, I get this after I've eaten garlic!

QOFE Mon 20-Jan-14 21:48:31

Definitely smoke, not methane.

No repeat performance so far though.

grin 'I am not a dragon'.

Badgerwife Mon 20-Jan-14 21:21:38

When I was pregnant, occasionally the gas smelt like actual gas, it was the weirdest thing.

You're creating fumes of the purest kind, well done.

Well, it makes a change from roses. Maybe you've become a sleep smoker?grin

QOFE Mon 20-Jan-14 21:19:54

My arse seems all normal to me.

Nothing feels dislocated either.

Its a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Badgerwife Mon 20-Jan-14 21:19:04


HorsePetal Mon 20-Jan-14 21:17:25

Ermmmm OP - is this you? grin

phantomnamechanger Mon 20-Jan-14 21:16:58

dislocated hip in bunny = rubbing/grinding of bones=friction=smell of burning

OP , have you dislocated your arse?

NinjaBunny Mon 20-Jan-14 21:13:50

My house bunny smelt of burning when she dislocated her hip.

No idea why, even the vet was baffled.


Are you dislocated anywhere??

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme Mon 20-Jan-14 21:13:33

Oh my god that title made me laugh. Thanks Qofe. grin

Hope your arse isn't on fire or anything.

getagoldtoof Mon 20-Jan-14 21:12:46

Did you swallow a toaster? Then some bread?

getagoldtoof Mon 20-Jan-14 21:12:34

Did you swallow a toaster? Then some bread?

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