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Evening all is there already a drunk thread if so where is it? If not shall we call this the official one?

Present!
I did comment on the Usual's flounce thread, but happy to ahve an actual drunk thread. Easier to find in my tired and drunken state.

Well I took over the mantel last time so thought I would again i miss usual hope she comes back soon

Ooh ooh, shall I go and find everyone and tell them you're here?

Go on then mrs if you must

Done!!

<smiles like a smug child giving the teacher an apple whilst expecting a gold star>

evening <curtsies.

anyone....?

helllllloooo we're all on flouncy usual

bows and curtsies to badgers

Ok, then, where are we setting up shop tonight - here or there?

Gold star to you mrsw

I can't rant about my week as it would be unprofessional but can I say I have had a shocker. And next week will be worse. How do you all do full time?!?!?!

(Have had 2 ciders in the pub and been to a friends house and done proper competioint style gurning through her daughters 0 balloon for her 10th birthday)

have to dash for my bus in a mo but just wanted to join in to show a bit of solidarity for my drunken chums missing ususal...

<hands round cheesy wotsits>

Hi all. Toilet roll telescope anyone?

Not sure what competioint style burning is but it was very funny and I have had to take my inhaler due to excess laughing.

Full tiem is just the same shit for more hours, Charlie. Not actually more stressful, I don;t think. I have had a shocker too, but that's standard now.
Drinking wine is nice

Set up shop here mrs

Ill stick with my toilet-roll megaphone thanks...

Hello Checky! What's 'proper competioint style'?

right moster more telescopes silvous plait

Meep.

even mobster aka mobby

where are we

I'm going out for baccy <durty smoker> in the snow so serves me right. Plus there is an actual person here in my house so I'd probably better talk to the entity rather than the drunk thread, I don't wanna though. Have fun lovelies.

I have got an actual person due to arrive any minute now. How am I going to explain bloody toilet rolls and pritt sticks everywhere when both kids in bed?

rl? what's that