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Only it's Friday tomorrow and while I don't partake of the Drunk Threads I can't help fretting about it - how will they manage without her, two weeks in a row? It will all go to pot and no mistake.

She's made her point now, surely? It's time to come home. It seems all wrong to get to the end of a thread about Chav Baby Names or Benefit Bashing and not see Usual arriving on page 5 to tell everyone off for being vile. I can usually set my watch by her. It just doesn't feel right.

It's not Friday tomorrow is it? In my defence I live in the Middle East and our Thursdays are like your Fridays. I got ahead of myself.

Well it's only Wed so you must be in some isolated region with their own calendar !

I hope she comes back soon.

Justin where I live weekends are Fridays and Saturdays so I was thinking tomorrow was Drunk Thread night!

Tonight's the night.

We should lay a little trail of breadcrumbs and alcohol for her.....

BUMP

Wherefore art thou usual?

<opens wine and waft fumes around>

I do miss her.

Is this the Drunk Thread then?

More a general "shout out" for usual to get her butt over here MrsW.

I miss her too.

I miss her too.
<sobs into glass of wine that was drunk too quickly after a tough week and on an empty stomach>

Maybe if we all shouted at once?

I've had a few.

I've had 3 sips.

... Of wine that is.

1,2,3 USUAL!!!!!

<joins in>

I love the fact that Fellatio is worried about us.

I miss her too, though.

You have all got to join in or I just look like a knob!
Altogether now, 1,2,3 USUAL!!!

USUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

usual
oh usual

<wibble>

Anyone got a megaphone?

Or an old toilet roll tube?