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Well?

What are you looking at?

Djawanna make something of it?

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It worked!

See that worked!

bored, Talc?

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Your u u s look saggy, there I said it, what??.

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My nips appear also to be pointing to Port.

<< squares up to green >>

I like your vajazzle though.

<peers closely> are those two .. at the bottom your ovaries? <curious>

That vajazzle is so last year babes. TOWIE accent

Because - that's my freakish double belly-button I'll have you know. Fancy pointing it out in front of everyone.

<< knocks B's hat off >>

Take that, you rotten bounder.

You could go on Embarrassing Bodies with those nips. Dr Pixie would wrinkle her cute little nose at it and it would all have to be ripped out in surgery.

Oi oi, what's going on then?

<polishes knuckleduster>

Ralphy!

I'm saving a special tube-web spider especially for you when you come to Gunwharf. It's a fecking monster.

I have it on a lead and muzzled out the back.

preemptively smacks RalphGnu about the head with a smoked kipper you came looking for trouble, buddy, you found it!

I'm not looking for trouble - I'll just stand over here and watch.

Lemon - I've got a song for you.

Talc, you win. I am NOT messing with a woman with a pet spider.

green, I'm gonna 'av you. My hair smells all fishy now.

You calling me a Moose? Eh?

Anyway I wasn't born in 1981 <lies through teeth>

Talc, I'm coming down May 3rd. I shall be sitting on the big gun at noon on Saturday holding a sign with your name on.

Not if I get you first! Outside!!!

I've just painted my nails, so it'll have to be slaps, green. I only paint my nails once every five years, so I don't want them smudging.

Lemon - no, you ninny - it sounds like Mousse-y!

Ralphy - will you be straddling the gun? There's usually a queue of middle-aged ladies waiting to have racy photos taken doing just that. There is the alternative of the massive torpedoes near Strada if you enjoy posing with ordnance.

<snogs everyone>

<removes nail varnish from between teeth>

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Oops, meant to say

<flashes norks to scare everyone away>