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You a poo-ey wee wee Mummy.

Oh, and she sings a song, the entire lyrics of which are 'Daddy Poo'

You're naughty! - he got it from naughty Norman Price in Fireman Sam. He wanted to go and tell ds3's head teacher that he was naughty yesterday - no idea why.

You're the F-word is a current favourite. He has no idea what the F word is, I think he's just heard older kids talking about it.

'You're my ex-girlfriend' again older kids at school!

You can't come to my party/can't have any cake/I'm not buying you a Christmas present.

You're on the naughty list.

Poo poo head here too

I'm sad as mine dont use insults although I was sad the other day and my eldest (very young 4) said yes mummy your sad because dp is a prat think he has been overhearing me.

I dont get insulted but I get told to go away or go to bed as I'm being naughty.

PomPom Head!

No idea where it came from.

Dd doesn't need night achool she has a private tutor in the form of her 6 year old brother

Subliminal messaging in CBeebies. The Alphablocks probably spell out "Poo Poo Head" in certain episodes, if you take the first initial of each bit or something.

My son called people poo poo head. I was shocked and had no idea why he had suddenly started calling people this, until I went to his nursery one day and heard several other children saying it too!

Poo Poo head.

Or a variant thereof...

where do they learn this stuff? Do they sneak out to night school?

Dd is 2 and by far her favourite insult is 'you a stupid toilet pants' obviously I tell her off but I laugh a little inside

When she's really mad though she blows a raspberry

Poo Poo Head.

Every time.

Whistle, or if she was really cross 'a whistle and a twit'

Poo head.
Fatty daddy.
Farty face.
Toilet head.
Horrible mummy!
Skunk bottom ( we live in a country with skunks and skunk smells)

What insults were their favourite?