Please note that threads in this topic are removed from the archive 90 days after the thread was started. If you would like your thread to be retrievable for longer than that, please choose another topic in which to post it.

I'm terribly sorry. I have just allowed something terrible to happen to all of you...

(20 Posts)
HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Fri 08-Mar-13 22:29:09

Oh yes paws work. She's forever bloody opening new tabs in a bid to get me to devote my ENTIRE attention on her grin

MammaTJ Fri 08-Mar-13 22:28:05

FFS, I was eating and drinking!! But apology accepted!

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Fri 08-Mar-13 22:27:49
Lucyellensmum95 Fri 08-Mar-13 22:27:35

is he the dog poo troll?

TotallyBursar Fri 08-Mar-13 22:27:10

Ooh does it work with a widdle foots?

Sorry but I can't resist paws, upside down kitten paws that look like teddy bears and even my dog's cheesy old feet.

<grabs cat to experiment>

lucysmam Fri 08-Mar-13 22:26:20

grin .....just that grin

grin

or rather

angry

I've just read DH your OP and now he certainly does not want a dog....

<<wheezes>>

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Fri 08-Mar-13 22:24:38

Interesting.....

I have discovered you can scroll up and down on a tablet with a dogs ear, but not its tail.

Would rather have your dog's bumhole on here than some of the trolls we've had recently - it probably talks more sense too! wink

biscuit

She just wanted to join in

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Fri 08-Mar-13 22:21:10

See its a compliment if you spray your screen with your currently imbibed beverage.

So logically I've done the equivalent of shitting on people's windscreens.

Bloody dog.

I hope it wasn't your soluble aspirin

TotallyBursar Fri 08-Mar-13 22:19:44

<snigger> once upon a time the puppy sat on Dh's face while he slept on the sofa, when she got up there was a chocolate snog on his cheek!

I'm with MrsR - poo crumbs hold no fear. Tbh her bumhole could do a better job of posting than I am today.

DearPrudence Fri 08-Mar-13 22:19:15

Sphincter, schmincter.

<shrug>

BearFrills Fri 08-Mar-13 22:16:53

Where's the <bleach> smiley ... ?

Poo crumbs don't scare me!

<hard>

PromQueenWithin Fri 08-Mar-13 22:14:48

Orwine probably better

PromQueenWithin Fri 08-Mar-13 22:14:14

brew

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Fri 08-Mar-13 22:11:44

The dog just sat on my tablet, whilst i was partaking in Mnetting. She left a sort of greasy sphincter mark and everything.

I've cleaned it all off and she's had her shots so you should all be fine. No poo crumbs at all.

Sorry about that.

Add your message here

To post you need a valid nickname and password. Log in if you are a returning member, or join for free.

If you have forgotten your nickname or your password, you can get a reminder.