Mumsnet Talk

The dog just sat on my tablet, whilst i was partaking in Mnetting. She left a sort of greasy sphincter mark and everything.

I've cleaned it all off and she's had her shots so you should all be fine. No poo crumbs at all.

Sorry about that.

Or probably better

Poo crumbs don't scare me!

<hard>

Where's the <bleach> smiley ... ?

Sphincter, schmincter.

<shrug>

<snigger> once upon a time the puppy sat on Dh's face while he slept on the sofa, when she got up there was a chocolate snog on his cheek!

I'm with MrsR - poo crumbs hold no fear. Tbh her bumhole could do a better job of posting than I am today.

I hope it wasn't your soluble aspirin

See its a compliment if you spray your screen with your currently imbibed beverage.

So logically I've done the equivalent of shitting on people's windscreens.

Bloody dog.

She just wanted to join in

Would rather have your dog's bumhole on here than some of the trolls we've had recently - it probably talks more sense too!

Interesting.....

I have discovered you can scroll up and down on a tablet with a dogs ear, but not its tail.

or rather



I've just read DH your OP and now he certainly does not want a dog....

<<wheezes>>

.....just that

Ooh does it work with a widdle foots?

Sorry but I can't resist paws, upside down kitten paws that look like teddy bears and even my dog's cheesy old feet.

<grabs cat to experiment>

is he the dog poo troll?

How can he not want a greasy splintered dog?

FFS, I was eating and drinking!! But apology accepted!

Oh yes paws work. She's forever bloody opening new tabs in a bid to get me to devote my ENTIRE attention on her