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I am literally rofling at GG spang - ask MP he'll tell you!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

...er, that wasn't too much was it

I miss you lot, and was feeling left out ;)

ooooooolllllllllllldddddddsssssss!!!!!!! I have missed you!!!!!!!

I've missed you too lllllllloooooooooottttttttttssssssssss - no, the laptop hasn't got any broken keys!!!

How are you?!?!??!?

Well, it's lovely to see you, furry one! Would you like a cocktail now you're here? Ignor seems to be AWOL, but I'm sure I could rustle something up....

<adjusts cleavage and turns towards Norm>

Mel I should know better than to ask really...

Very well thank you! Up to my eyes in nappies and housework though!

Frisky bison please.

Oh, and I'll have the only one I named, a Bananas For Hands please!

<pours Frisky Bison and Bananas for Hands (shouldn't that be aka Sossinge fingers? ) >

<lands clutching Clit Bang and cunt polisher>

Never mind CJ there's always next time.

< flops FF's on the counter>

Mix us a cocktail and I'll flash you my new norm holders Ignor.

Gg Spang Genius.

Hi Munx

Ignor seems to have gone AWOL, Weds, so you can flash me your Norm holders instead while I make you a cocktail. What would you like?

I'll have a surprise cocktail Norm can't remember the list

< flashes Norm> You like my new lingerie do you Norm

Bananas For Hands aka Sossinge Fingers is the one with a shot of Baileys bombed in it I think Norm

Here you are then Weds, a Well-filled wetsuit!

I'll leave this on the bar - just don't look at me, I'm not in the chair tonight!!

Portaloo Pee
Wardrobe Widdle
The cat came back
Nobdie loves a Sweary when she's 40
Toybox Tinkle
Stuff em all
Nobdie Knickers
Norm said Fuck
Norm said Shit
Hero of the Hour
The Disappearing Posts
The Fire Extinguisher
Get Away From Her You Bitch
Stampeding Bison
Frisky Bison
Profiteering Bastard Dentist
Bad Monkey
Blessed Said Wanker
Norm's In Me Nuts
Golden Oldsie
sparkle a la magna
Quadruple Thread Virgin
Miss Widdleton
Hair of the Dog's Nob
BollocksForEarrings
Slide Down The Snake
Don't confuse your Patients with your Horses
Drown the Major
norm actually thinks nimp's name is 'notinmycleavage'
A lemoncurd on your penis
Nena's Hairy Pits
Bulgarian Internet Crisis
Take that Gina
Bananas for Fingers
Sweet Paper Nobdie
Absorb The Gist
Waddling Ladygarden
Where The Fuck Are All The Socks
MrGoo's Fuck Up Arse with a star chart chaser....
Wedders Rusty Fuck Off Toaster

Too many Norms

I'm crap at flirting.

Is it called lingerie because you have to linger in it? [buinnocent]

Here just eating dinner

Aaaawww, your list reminded me, olds, we haven't seen Blessed for ages. Mind you, we would all have to stop swearing.....

Ah fuck it, it's been a long week, I'll have a Norm Said Fuck as well!

Perfect x-post there Norm

Stuff em all and a handful if salty nuts please

<passes *Norm said Fuck*>

<SLURPS *Norm's in Me Nuts*>