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He was pissed and looked like he hadn't washed in a long time.

It was at a shopping near my home and I was standing outside the bank waiting for a taxi. He was stood on the corner. As I got closer he just lobbed his penis out! I think he was planning on pissing

It was just dangling there and I do not know the flasher etiquette. Do I flash back? Clap? Hold up a scorecard? So I just laughed.

He didn't seem amused and put the offending thing away.

Luckily there was only me and an elderly man around. The men didn't see him lob it out though I don't think. Of he did then he must be used to flashers as he didn't even flinch

Wave your little finger at him!

I've seen threads about flashers before. I know feel like a fully fledged member of MN after that experience

Oh I used to have a bedsit underneath one. Used to come down the stairs every morning with a mac on and his todger waggling about.

"Morning Andrew"
"Morning Grapes"

I refused to acknowledge the sad little fucker and his even sadder little appendage at that time in the morning.

Its worth letting the police know on the non-emergency contact number. Others more vulnerable than you can find it very upsetting.

I had no idea this still happened! Yeeuck.... Laughing was a good reaction i think- what the hell else are you supposed to do!?

I drove past a bus stop the other day. There was a man (a well known alcoholic and homeless man) pissing into the corner of a bus stop. The bus stop was made of glass and the corner he was peeing into was facing into the road....

Had to go home and look at some pictures of cute animals- my poor eyes!

Laughing was all I could do! It was my first flashing!

I think he was trying to piss. There was a pub a little further down. I didn't fancy asking him if he meant to flash or not incase it embarrassed him

I've been flashed 3 times!

Not as bad as my friends weird neighbour who used to watch her and wank in his window! He thought he couldn't be seen behind his frosted glass.
Eventually she reported him after she saw him bold as brass in his front room while she was with her very small DD

He was made to move away from the street. The police were convinced he was a notorious local flasher but there wasn't enough evidence.

Wasn't it you OP who flashed flung your boobs out at a farm cafeteria with your new bf in the car next to you because a spider was in your top?

Yes Skies That is why I didn't ask if it was a accident or not. That was my first as a flasher a d today my first as a flashee.

I think it might have been Karma

Most defiantly karma

Oh god! It's more common than people think! I've encountered two flashers one that lived across the street and also used to wank in his window like iheartcows friend, unfortunately he didn't bother with the frosted glass. I had to report him because he wouldn't stop! I tried laughing but he had no shame

The posts about men wanking in their windows is discusting

- sick face -

Why is it never attractive men who flash? Like it a Channing Tatum look a like just flashed at me I honestly wouldn't care. In fact I would encourage him

I have flashed by accident my left boob due to a spider which totally understandable. I haven't flashed my fanjo though!

My mum is a swimming teacher. One client flashes her very purposefully every week he's been coming for about 15 years. She is quite used to it now it worries me though!

Reality It was a joke, sorry if offended anyone. Obviously I'm not going round encouraging attractive men to flash But thank you for pointing it out. I'm ok, been through worse then a will whacker outer. Only description is scruffy and pissed. I could inform police but not sure they would be bothered tbh.

The police will be bothered. Please report him. It is not ok.

I was flashed at about 20yrs ago - I came over all British and pretended not to notice. He was wearing joggie bottoms a la Jimmy Saville. Utterly gross.

I've been flashed at twice, both times I was quite young.

First time I was about 15 and looking at shampoo in superdrug, this man was stood next to me and I was just browsing and he started making weird grunting noises. I looked down and he had his cock outmand was wanking. I was so young I just froze and went red and ran out. If it had happened now I would have marched straight up to the staff and demand they call the police.

Second time, i was about 18 and a guy was hiding in the bushes on a field near my college and just casually waving his cock at girls going past. I reported it to the college, as did various other people and he was caught and arrested!

I would find it funny now and prob make a scene and try to embarass them but when you are young/vulnerable it can be a very horrible experience.

Chap who worked at our place got done for flashing outside the residential centre in the local woods.
Cost him job and marriage.
Very sad, mixed-up person.

Oh, best flashing story was from my MIL:

She went for a walk round the shoreline near her house one afternoon and was sat on a bench enjoying the view. A man suddenly walked past wearing a t-shirt and nothing else, his bum and willy were out and jiggling around as he walked. She looked, then realised what she was seeing and looked again in shock. He walked past her, said 'good afternoon' as he went and then as he was walking away he turned around to make sure she was still watching him!

She said she would have found it funnier if she hadn't been alone with no other people about.

There are some proper weirdos about!

Never been flashed at but have been wanked at over the phone when I worked in a call centre. It was upsetting - especially as I didn't realise what he was doing for a while as he began by having a normal conversation with me - then the heavy breathing and grunting took over. Yuk! Ring a sex line you cheap perve

Just need to ad op channin stratum (sp?) Is absolutely out of this work isn't he!

drools over dinner

This has never happened to me, thankfully. Happened to a friend though, who was able to laugh it off with a "looks like a penis, only smaller" comment and a call to the police.