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Most bizarre shopping basket to make the cashier go Hmm. Only 5 items allowed...yours?

(56 Posts)
Megglevache Thu 07-Mar-13 14:54:57

I bet this has been done to death. grin

I've been getting zero sleep lately (insomnia you are pants) so a friend told me pile cream is amazing for eye bags (will report back tomorrow if I have been scammed)

So I trot into our local store....
head to checkout......
put items on belt......
get paranoid at realisation it looks weird....
wish I could have done a self checkout jobby instead.

Basket items

Preparation H
Marigold gloves (I'm delicate)
small grater (the stuff for garlic)
4 pack of strawberry Cornettos (DC have friends over for tea)
small bottle of wine (for post tea reward for me)

Checkout lady did not make eye contact, ask if I had a car park ticket, or ask me if it was raining outside. I'll wager she thought I was some weird DIY arse doc....

Cremolafoam Thu 07-Mar-13 19:42:39

Man in front if me at Asda on Monday
:
3x 2l bottles of value Vodka
1 packet breast pads
A mrs browns boys DVD

Megglevache Thu 07-Mar-13 20:16:38

oh clartycarol ...I went to type wire coat hangers a few weeks ago and my phone auto corrected to whore cat hangers

NirvannahCrane Thu 07-Mar-13 20:27:46

Pissing myself laughing at Error 'romancing her gnome'......

Megglevache Thu 07-Mar-13 20:54:50

Yes. Says more about the cashier to be fair grin

unlucky83 Thu 07-Mar-13 20:57:28

I used to go to Lidl just to buy their recycled loo roll - didn't get to go often so used to stock up - get 3 pack of 12 rolls a time ...
One day I was passing in a hurry - didn't have a pound for the trolley
Grabbed
a 4 pt carton of milk
a door mat (saw them and had meant to get a new one for ages...)
and 4 packs of loo roll - (easier to carry cos still in packaging and no trolley)

was a bit blush thought cashier would think buying 48 rolls a bit odd - then realised it was double layer - actually 8 packs of 12 - 96 loo rolls...
put head down and got out of there asap....

UserError Thu 07-Mar-13 21:25:22

Unlucky83, buying that many at once isn't weird at all. Dumping your trolley because you think it's weird... Is weird. You should have just bought them! smile

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